i played covergirl for psp last week thank you @HOBO for telling me about covergirl the magazine the game for psp
i’m just gonna blur every screenshot with booba in it in case you don’t want to see that
i dont think i need to blur this one? because it’s just an egg in a bikini bottom but i will anyways
i’m going to put the rest of the screenshots in little drop down thingies so the post isn’t huge
sex-o-meter quiz
i am being called out 
a story told in two screenshots
i think the obvious joke to make about this one is something like “are you sure it doesn’t count 
” but i don’t want people to get the idea that i’m horny for shoes
this was my result when i answered the questions honestly… i am once again being called out
compatibility test
i’m still so confused by this picture… what the fuck is the green thing he’s holding?? ?
no comment
the first time i took the test i measured my compatibility with noctis lucis caelum from final fantasy fifteen aka my boyfriend and needless to say i was disappointed by the result
when it came up again i measured my compatibility with thancred from final fantasy fourteen aka my actual real boyfriend and the result devastated me… 
and then i realized the problem was that i was using my actual real name and not my final fantasy fourteen name, so when the test came up again i measured my compatibility with ser aymeric aka my actual real for real this time boyfriend and i will take the result all the way to sanctum of the fucking twelve because ladies i am getting MARRIED
miscellaneous
going clockwise, the paintings on the left are details from botticelli’s the birth of venus (c. 1484-1486), vermeer’s girl with a pearl earring (c. 1665), jean-auguste-dominique ingres’ the grande baigneuse (c. 1808), and egon schiele’s seated woman with bent knee (c. 1917)
isn’t this like a double negative? i think @lonelyfrontier was the one who pointed that out while i was streaming this
THANK YOU emily so true bestie
so true megan very relatable
this is the worst game i’ve played that i’ve had the most fun playing, it’s weird and confusing and pretty awful but i’m probably close to being the exact person who needed to know about it thank you again @HOBO