I too have dreamt of a warzone photographer game
game of all time
bring in daph’s other preferred fps feature and have pointman piss himself after using slo-mo powers
gotta drink jolt cola to recharge slo-mo
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playing hl2…
the first time headcrabs and zombies popped up I got the shakes. very player-involved game. I have too much anxiety to keep playing atm.
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silent hill 4 is the best fps
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tbh this is honestly how I feel tbh honestly
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i wasnt even kidding i love minigames
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me too
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finally, ~agreement~
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How did you handle the defanged pet comedy headcrab
I dabble in other things sometimes to try to fool myself that I am erudite and well rounded but honestly the only games I ever want to play are FPSes, Myst clones and some idealized Tomb Raider no one will ever make
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desensitized considering I knew it was coming but the enemy headcrabs scare the shit out of me
this thread went from a weird pit fight to wonderful aka the history of selectbutton in 195 posts
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Bait, dodge & whack. Gotta conserve that ammo
never said it was hard! just anxiety inducing!
Use the rhythm to calm your frazzled nerves. Soothe yourself to the tune of whack
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as i was reading this my brain replaced “whack” with the source sound of hitting a crate with a crowbar
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YOU GET IT
every third sentence from you is ‘what is that’ i cannot stand by this falsehood youve posted
i do relate though, i try to pretend that every game genre has potential value to me, but in reality there are only a few genres of games i really love. im okay with that
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Getting old has Delphic qualities. I’ve really liked getting to know myself the past 10 years or so. It’s a very secure and calming feeling. Ironically, the more specifically you can dig into yourself the more you can kill your ego and let shit go
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i like to specialize and then meet tons of other specialists that i can use as memory banks and combine brain power to do absolutely nothing useful, like talk about fpses from a decade and a half ago
im most excited because i have actually played games in the FIRST PERSON SHOOTER genre this time, and can contribute to discussion more meaningfully
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