they also make hairless giant golden kiwis now. very little tartness, theyre okay
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When I was growing up, my neighbor had a persimmon tree. I mostly associate them with the smell of rotting fruit. I was actually shocked to learn that people eat them, that they were more than just nature’s trash.
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I have no idea how anyone eats those things, just looking it just makes my colon lock up
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with a litre of Weihenstephaner
Feeds 3-6 Pretzel Lovers
disputable. wait that’s like half a loaf. 2 litres
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All kiwis are berries
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The sensitive Mediterranean constitution is no match for Germanic constipation
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he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
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3-6 pretzel lovers, 7-12 pretzel likers, 13-18 pretzel tolerators, and a million pretzel haters
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idk about that… ime I can happily eat a much, much higher fat diet than my central european wife, but my ability to handle all the starch that they want to serve in virtually all of continental europe is pretty borderline.
I think this is the Anglo part of me tbh. there’s an incredible visual gag in one of the recent Alan Partridge series where he “goes vegetarian” and it shows all the meat and sausages “that he would normally eat in a week” piled up in his kitchen and replaced with like, a bunch of loose greens as vegetarians were imagined in the 70s, and that definitely felt closer to my diet than my experience of Italy
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Give me the pretzel
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I thought I was on Instagram for a minute, a friend of mine posted the same big ass pretzel on her story this morning
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Wittgensteinian Pretzelgeist
noting down “assassinate by tricking into eating a chip butty” down in The File
[Northern European Plain]
Me: [chanting] potatoes, potatoes-
Franks, Celts, Slavs, Nords: potatoes, POTATOES
The rich alluvial soils: [pounding her clipboard] POTATOES, POTATOES, POTATOES!
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Mads Mikkelsen just made a whole entire dark gritty historical drama about sacrificing himself and all his loved ones on the altar of the Danish potato
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thanks to this I have discovered a lady in Bolton who makes a variety of pretzels and could mail me a sampler pack inc. an extra-large of similar size. dare I
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Please dare
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if i had a bigger freezer i would have bought a bunch of them
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