Final Fantasy 7: The Original, The Remake, The Legacy

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An ass you could bounce a coin off of

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gil Ugcoins

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loveless? more like ASSLESS

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that’s what happens when they take too much mako from the planet, it sucks everyone’s ass fat away :worried: :worried: :worried:

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This pump’s sole purpose is to drain butts dry. While you sleep, while you eat, while you shit! It’s here suckin’ butts up. It doesn’t rest, and it doesn’t care. You do realize what Mako is don’t you? Mako is the lifeblood of our butts.

lifebutt

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im glad everyone is as taken aback by the lack of a behind as i was. sorry for ruining INTELLIGENT FINAL FANTASY DISCOURSE once again

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honestly just assuming nier automata used up squeenix’s entire big butt budget

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i’d say those butts could stand to be a bit bigger, anyway, so maybe they should think about increasing the size of the trunk for which they use to develop the junk.

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why is Vince Vaughn here

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because i wasn’t about to put forth the effort to edit out hank hill’s reflection and i already had vince vaughn from when i was talking shit about elon musk.

pay no mind to the man in the mirror obscuring the ass of the other man in the mirror.

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not criticizing, just appreciating

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Looking at Nomura’s original character art for FFVII they clearly fucked up the remake by not just making those designs but in modern high-detail 3D.

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I’d agree, except I’ve played the Link’s Awakening remake.

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there is some specific ff7 PC mod that attempts to make the models look like this and… it looks bad lol

okay this doesn’t look as bad in motion as the screenshots I saw but I still feel like it’s still so close and yet so far

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this looks cool

I’m honestly into it in theory I just feel like it kind of misses the mark. like the artistry just isn’t where it needs to be.

still infinitely preferable to swapping out the battle models in the prerendered scenes lol