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Next week I’d like to stream a Fire Pro Wrestling tournament, live, on our cool competitive community gamer stream The Beautiful Game.

This tournament would feature wrestlers controlled by “artificial intelligence”. That’s the best way to play Fire Pro. That way you don’t get all flustered trying to remember what button does what (there are so many buttons) and I can just focus on what matters: talking about all the ways wrestlers have died or committed crimes.

I’d like for all these digital wrestlers to be “original creations”. I think that would be way more fun than watching, say, Man Mountain Rock vs. Rusher Kimura (those are real wrestlers). I’m a very creative guy who’s filled with ideas but I’ve reached a point where I’m just famous enough that I’m not going to give them away for free. That’s why I’m asking you, dear poster, to contribute some ‘gimmicks’. Who would you like to see face off in the squared circle? Also the squared circle is very good looking, it looks like this right now but it’ll look even better come Saturday:

Anyway this is a thread where you give me names or concepts for wrestlers, and then I make wrestlers, and they will all fight each other.

I’m expecting lots of Italian related gimmicks, I’m ready to get wild like that, but please know Fire Pro Wrestling has its limitations. I am pretty sure I can not put an inflatable hot tub in the ring.

Also feel free to make your own wrestler in Fire Pro Wrestling World for PC and share them with us. I’d love it if someone else did the heavy lifting. I’m so lazy. Also thank you to @username and @lonelyfrontier for their advice on Fire Pro Wrestling, they’re fabulous, thank you.

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Can’t wait for Italian Hot Tub Man to square off against The Inflatable Machine!

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What’s the Plok possibility here? I’m talking floating fists and disconnected feet.

these things are possible

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plok and bubsy pls okay thanks

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Onan Webinar and Butters Meinhof

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This is the top review for FPWW on Steam. Looks like another game I need to add to the collection!

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it’s also the best wrestling videogame of all time, if that’s of any value to you

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first of all, i am going to steal some thunder and remind everyone that i am the pc gamer magazine published expert on fire pro: https://www.pcgamer.com/how-the-community-helped-underdog-series-fire-pro-wrestling-get-its-second-wind/

i want to see:

  • van darkholme

  • our lord and savior, jesus christ (it is easter after all)

  • minnesota fats, pool legend

  • a couple of an*me characters would be fine too

  • and i don’t give a fuck what you think, i want man mountain rock in there!!

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  • Felix’s Inflatable Hot Tub

  • an ambulatory copy of the Killer 7 line, so old now it needs a cane to walk

  • The Portrait of Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

  • me, shrug (that’s me (shrug))

  • @winkerwatson

  • Vampire Lord Michael Jordan, Absolute Monarch of the Damned

  • idk one of the dwarfs from Myth: The Fallen Lords and Myth 2: Soulblighter and Myth 3: No Human Being Has Ever Played It?

  • Big the Cat

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ST. HOGWEED

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I want you to know that I read this but still opened with Hot Tub because my thirst for chlorinated froth is that deep, etc.

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im choosing DarkSydePhil as my champion

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Wrestler ideas:

  • Local UHF Kid’s TV host who dresses like Mario but but named Sario and is blue
  • A very angry lady who channels her rage from shitty customers at her day job at Starbucks into PAIN
  • A fursuiter who is masked to hide their true identity and get REVENGE
  • Country music singer who has entered the ring to force people to take them seriously after being defined by a novelty song about plastic sporks
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Dropkick Murphy, his only move should be dropkicks. Use of any other moves in the ring should be a major storyline development

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The Pickler

Green skin
Every standing move a lariat

That’s all I got

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I want to see the four bozos of No Rangers Allowed represented

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I don’t know how absurd you want the characters to get in terms of proportions (they can get a bit absurd) but I feel like SB needs a competitor with a giant Konami-esque Moai head whose entire offense is based around headbutts and the like. Kokeshi some fools.

Also I looked and…

…I say just steal this >_>

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Yes! Also @Mikey’s avatar would be a great wrestler head!

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Okay, well, I’m gonna say it. Bruce Lee.

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