Elden Ring (Part 1)

[Gate88]

games fuckin cool so far

[slime]

OMFG IT’S PATCHES, HE HAS A BOSS HEALTH BAR AND THEN HE BEGS FOR MERCY AND ENDS THE FIGHT LOL

[slime]

I love this man

[vodselbt]

ahh! I have been spoiled!!

[Broco]

The giant rat models in this game are adorable

[slime]

follow the road north of wapoint ruins, then jump into the watery ravine slightly northwest of the fork in the road. you’ll find murkwater cave and catacombs down there

[Broco]

I reached a Minor Erdtree and instead of finding a treasure or site of grace, there’s a big Erdtree Avatar midboss. Is it just me or are trees always vaguely evil in From games

[Felix]

I like the tree man bosses, those guys are fun

[slime]

so i’ve just about uncovered most of the eastern continents on the world map, with the entire western half still fogged out. starting to realize how much of a dragon quest this really is

[vodselbt]

I’m looking to get new glintstone spells for my Prisoner class to use, but I haven’t beat the caste boss yet. Have I just not progressed far enough?

[slime]

There’s a sorcerer’s scroll that you can find near one of the casting enemies just north of the bridge of sacrifice. It’s the only one I’ve found and I still don’t know where to meet Senna to hand it in

[vodselbt]

Yeah I think I found that one!

[Felix]

Laughed out loud at jarburg

what did I expect

[HOBO]

Land Octopus Ovary

[GherkinForce]

Having the interact/confirm button on triangle instead of cross was really doing my head in so I swapped them, i can’t remember what the button mapping was for that in sekiro so dunno if I somehow got used to it there

found some more rolling sheep but instead of rolling away they killed my horse

[HOBO]

These were bloodstains left by other SButts so if you wanna see how your friends died use group password GOD.HAND

[slime]

i’m in Siofra, prettiest area so far

ok, i guess this is like an entire sub area because it has its own map? it’s completely underground, the enemies here are big ghostly taurus constellation men

[vodselbt]

the jellyfish summon item description claims that she is named Aurelia.

[slime]

bro i just picked up golden poop

[vodselbt]

I found a fog gate a ways into the castle that I just can’t open? Kind of a bummer to encounter at the end of this difficult streak of big bads I fought to get here…