Elden Ring (Part 1)

that would be the PS2 aye

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ohh is the CPU why Outer Wilds chugs so much

the CPU is an unbelievable piece of shit b/c that’s what AMD had to give them in 2013. it’s amazing they made it work as long as it did. the multithreaded performance is OK in the end but the singlethreaded performance was literally worse than Cell, it’s just that the architecture was comparatively normal

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incredible goss, cheers

when we first started running Galak-Z on PS4 we were literally getting worse CPU performance than on PS3

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looks like there’s gonna be a swamp in witch queen for d2 and best believe i am delighted

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Hm. This is more interesting to me than I thought it would be and I can’t figure out why. Maybe I should play Dark Souls 3 someday…

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it’s like Dark Souls 1 but they had the time and money to finish it

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Finishing something according to plan is overrated.

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it is what it is

I love all three mainline souls games but I honestly think 3 is the least interesting… it’s still great though!

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DS3 suffers greatly from having the least amount of environmental jank

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Yeah it never appealed to me for these reasons but I dunno I guess it’s probably time yknow

feel like DS3 was frustrating to me because the way to be good at it in the end was just to ignore all of the visual flair and dynamic motion of bosses and just hug up to them and do the usual roll and counterattack routine. i guess bloodborne is similar but it seemed like there were more ways to jank and spam your way through and feel like you only made it by the skin of your teeth. i love using the gun to be an annoying dick and interrupt attacks

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The parallels between Dark Souls and Super Mario Bros:

You carefully walk through them until you know them

Then you lol speedrun them

The first is stark

The third is maximalist

The second is quite polarizing

The fourth is open world but not really

I hope this means we’ll be getting more spin-offs and a Square collaboration soon

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Has a mount too

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Dark Souls RPG where smough joins your party but mainly attacks by hitting you with a hammer into enemies

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knight solaire’s kart racing
dark souls in: itadaki street
bath messenger pinball

I guess dark souls is already dark souls mysterious dungeon :thinking:

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dark souls sunshine

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