E3 2025: 'Complete Global Celebration'

E3 would be 30 years old this year!

Looking back on it I kind of miss how it morphed from really dry presentations for stakeholders and market analysts to a, still awkward, parade of CEOs, pitchmen, and celebrities. The format of a live presentation where individual games will get more than a few minutes of fluff and buildup I think actually made it more tolerable to watch as far as corporate enterprises go. Of course with the demise of E3 proper, Geoff Keighley stepped up with a new format that can be summarised by images like this:

A common criticism of most E3 presentations was that they were stuffed with filler or CG renders that were not representative of anything, and that they should really just show gameplay the entire time. While understandable, addressing this request means that you essentially end up with a programme that has exhausting pacing. The PC gaming show can be seen as an antecedent to the model since it:

  • tended to be about 3+ hours
  • did not have a single platform-owner/publisher organising it
  • were mostly trailers

Likewise the modern Keighley show is not a [game-making] corporation that is trying to carefully pitch and construct an argument for its products. It is closer to a convention but instead of boothspace, you charge for ad time:

the costs for getting your game’s trailer into Summer Game Fest’s main show this year [2024] start at $250,000 for 1 minute, $350,000 for 1.5 minutes, $450,000 for 2 minutes, and $550,000 for 2.5 minutes.

For those who can’t afford this price, the event becomes like a publisher, not of games, but of game announcements:

some ā€œfree slotsā€ are provided to smaller, non-AAA games and studios. It appears that Keighley is sometimes pitched games to include and he provides some free airtime for these projects as part of the ā€œearned editorial placementsā€ previously mentioned.

This is also deeply ironic since Keighley’s coverage of E3, although mostly promotional, did involve some attempts to hold CEOs accountable to a very basic level of journalistic criticism when he did interviews around the time. There is no similar thing any more since he himself is embedded in the production and cash flow.

I may be nostalgic for objectively awful corporate schlock but I feel like the rhythm has been lost. We could very easily just have a drip feed of all of these announcements throughout the year (in effect we already kind of do). The advantage to having them all collated into press events like this seems to be just that there isn’t much going on in the summer in terms of game releases/press events/financial year but I’m not sure if this is really true any more.

I guess what I’m getting at is that the current dominant format feels ersatz. Somehow Keighley’s show manages to come across as even more artificial than the corporate pageantry that preceded him. Though to be fair, it is not just him, almost all of these events follow a similar format now. If you’re going to have the ridiculous advert circus it would be more preferable for it to be at least entertaining (even if it’s just for the sake of shared mockery) rather than the dense unpleasantness of blipverts.

Better to not really have an ā€˜E3’ at all but if it must happen can it be better, less dense? This is why I think the ones that follow the old style of curation with fewer games for a longer showcase generally tend to be more interesting (Tribeca Games Spotlight) despite being mostly prerecorded.

For whatever reason, I still feel compelled to watch and react to these and to share in the discussion of trends and detached observation.

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Anyway, it starts next Friday.

Linking the trailer roundup at the top of the thread in case anyone needs to refer back to it. Oh look, one of these events has already happened

Cosmetology Of Kyoto 3

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E3 was sick when sega was there throwing ulala dance parties or getting in fist fights with vic ireland and randos were filming kentia hall walkthroughs. fuck a geoff keighley on god

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as the only selectbutt decrepit in basic taste and morals enough to engage in more salacious phone games, I’m excited for my Chinese masters to buy up time in the show and bewilder everyone but me during their designated ad buy slots

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I am constitutionally incapable of giving even the tiniest shit about any event thrown by even an ostensibly curatorial, much less explicitly advertorial, organization purporting to represent the ā€œstate of the medium,ā€ whether it’s E3, the Oscars, or whatever else; and further, I find it so mystifying that anyone ever could that trying to imagine why overloads my admittedly limited capacity for empathy. I just do not get it.

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thank you geoff for shepherding me to the lip of the abyss that i might stare upon it twice a year. may you burn in hell

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E3, being that it was an industry show based around selling buyers on product, was inherently advertorial in nature and there’s nothing wrong with that because what industry show isn’t based around shifting product in some manner

the fact that we moved past needing one because companies realized they can just advertise directly to the consumer and influence buying that way and are still tied down to old ideas in what is more or less an independent, kinda-sorta grassroots presentation is damning of both organizers and audience alike

anyway I need Geoff to tell me about what animes I can gamble on

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I can totally get why people wouldn’t care about E3 and similar fare, it is inherently gettable. I sometimes wonder if my interest in it is just the result of a sort of mental malady instilled through games media consumption during the peak years of E3.

One thing to bear in mind is that without a shared experience of it, it is completely worthless unless you want to know what games were announced, at the moment of their announcement, for some urgent reason. I used to watch it with other people in the flesh zone and that was a fun experience because at least you can share in discussion/mockery of the thing. One year I watched it alone without any discussion with someone, either in person or online, and it was absolutely miserable. I take that as evidence that the thing itself has no value to the individual, only to the close-knit group who is going in with the same values and expectations. Or rather it is not ā€˜E3’ that is valuable but our communal experience (of pretty much anything).

I’m now considering the death of E3 to be part of the cycle of death of the monoculture and wishing I had never learned of postmodernism

anyway I hope Bamco bought a slot for this Nightreign trailer

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If E3 did not exist, it would be necessary [for Geoff] to invent it

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unironically the video game industry should go back to slumming it at CES

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I was just thinking of how I wouldn’t mind some of this terrifying CES energy in a modern ā€˜digital event’

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are there any actually cool vidcon conventions beyond our own one

i guess evo and similar fightman tournaments i’d probably go to

I always wind up binge watching like 90 minutes of trailers after the event ends and feel like I’ve injected poison straight into my meninges

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Albert Wesker saying ā€œComplete global saturationā€ but it’s edited to say ā€œComplete global celebrationā€ #BrainGarbage

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If it makes you feel any better, I’m afflicted by this same thing… Like maybe it is ultimately better for the world that stuff like summer games fest is so sterile because it means less people will engage with it for a laugh, but part of me does sort of perversely miss watching CEO types approximate real human behaviour on-stage in front of thousands of silent press people as though it were some kind of ancient greek punishment for being a CEO in the first place. Like maybe if we could bring that part specifically back without all the games and advertising I’d be good…

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I love it

fwiw, after putting the mental effort necessary to stop watching these events live, every time I see a post-event list of announcements I legitimately feel elated about not wasting 30-150 minutes on experiencing the purest form of ennui. at this point these aren’t even worth watching as an attempt to grasp some Truth about the current state of videogame industry since it’s nothing but out of touch suits and baseball cap jerks sweatily copying each other’s homework. HOWEVER I do like to see a stray post where Geoff is annoyed about the sacred ritual of Gaming Celebration being violated in one way or another, he always sounds legitimately betrayed or barely containing his fury. it’s not my event that sucks, don’t shoot the messenger, it’s just the trailers they sent me…

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Yeah it is honestly very cool to ignore this sort of thing wait a day then read a list of what happened in under two minutes.

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