E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

and here we have our cultural appropriation segment

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oh no dear we do not have chairs in this house we practice the way of bushido

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is that H. Jon Benjamin

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THIS SUMMER

NEAL STEPHENSON IS

FLUTE MONK

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from twitch chat:

jethro tull battle royale

Geralt-san

this is a nightmare i love it

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I love to AAA Videogame Walk through fields of flowing grass effects

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cool title cards and shadowy nodding dude that’s good keep it up

every other game, but with more money

I dunno, I feel like I’m kinda down for the story of a defeated samurai who goes into hiding to invent the ninja

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Rocket: Robot on Wheels cameo

I forgot how arrogant success makes Sony

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Kirby: Samurai Reloaded

I guess I should have prefaced this with Kirby Super Stars having a mini-game about being a samurai drawing their blade.

At this point there’s actually a part of me that’s into this because it’s an open world game that isn’t post apocalyptic.

That’s 100% because of overexposure to post apocaclyptic games, though.

bushido, rule 3: when your opponent is defeated, stab him in the back while he is on the ground. also do this to everyone.

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Can we play as the cool archer lady instead?

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look i will def. play this game don’t @ me

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watching this shit is actually making me less enthusiastic about Red Dead 2 and Cyberpunk and all the stuff in this exact template that’s more likely to be good

if this is co-op and i can be the archer lady