E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

like i mean look at the leaves

Same, I don’t have enough ninja games in my life

I had to step out for a minute what kind of building/room are they showing this in. Is there a theme?

so the combat is exactly assassin’s creed, right

which no one likes, right

Well, I’ve lost interest in this now.

they had a white guy pretending to be japanese

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if these dumb fuckers would have just straight up made every battle in this game a bushido blade single hit standoff it would prob. be the best game ever?

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Everyone talking in Shaw Brothers 70s Dub voice

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like how can you dummies not get it

it’s not like sucker punch is better than this but sony have gotten really conservative in the past couple years

they can’t hire a Combat Design Team to look at the Critical Moments of Player Interest in open world video games if they do that

remember the basics of cqc

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Idk man a furry crime gang is a helluva lot better than calling everyone’s bluff on assassin’s creed japan

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knife, gun, knifegun

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whaaaaaat is thisss

every protagonist in video games is ellen page, david cage was ahead of his time

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I thought they already made a janky version of this, featuring a guy out of quantum step with everything…

Psy-Ops reboot?

and here’s the b roll of games they don’t believe in

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ok I’m there for telekinetic neon gun girl

fuck I’m so easy

I hate myself a lot

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