E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

I demand TRANSCENDANTLY stupid

crushing teeth in a worm and bro-hugs stupid

(oldman tomato garden gags sounds real good, though)

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come on, give me Cyberpunk as a One More Thing

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Alright Phil, now or never, MCC on PC

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Okay you got some winning lottery numbers for me too?

That Cyberpunk trailer was incredibly FUCK YES going to have to watch it a dozen or so more times kthxbai

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very funny that millions of dollars of art direction and Cyberpunk is still true to Mike Pondsmith’s artists working for potato chips from the '80s

looks so nic, glad they figured out a daytime aesthetic to go with the night

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brb buying Witcher 3 to get it out of the way

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Man. I mean I know we’re supposed to be cynical surlybois but…

that was a hell of a show

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Maybe in 5 years Microsoft will have rebuilt its lost first- and second-party development? It’s been very obvious these past two years that they didn’t even have anything to show off their new hardware and they’ve been suffering next to Sony for it

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I know no one is holding out for Halo’s story but I didn’t consider the significance of Chief putting Cortana back in his head until that sizzle reel :thinking:

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just saw the dmc5 trailer and i wanna remind you guys life finds a way

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This is why I still love E3. I look forward to it every year, and this is exactly why. If nothing else surprises me for the rest of the show, I’d still consider this year’s E3 a win

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If Dying Light 2 is a coup by Avellone to take New Vegas’s narrative systems and graft them on to a solid action game I’m down

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I’m pretty cautiously optimistic for a Prey expandalone to get announced tonight, given how much I wanted to like Prey and how good Death of the Outsider was

I’d like to be excited about Avellone but that aesthetic is just killing me

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what didn’t click about Prey for you? I had the best 0451 time since original Deus Ex in it. It doesn’t completely hold together in the back third but I don’t expect miracles if no one’s improving on the subgenre

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I found fighting the core enemy type in the first hour so miserable I just put it down

oh right

That happened to a few people I recommended that to at work. I can’t imagine that didn’t come up in playtesting; headcrabs don’t translate well as basic enemy type to a controller.

I love that those little dudes exist as Systemic Jump Scare creators, though

Which core enemy type did they introduce in the first hour besides the mimic and the basic humanoid?

I’m 100% certain it’s the little mimic; that’s the most consistent complaint I’ve heard about Prey

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