Your AARP card is in the mail
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I dreamed I rode a 50cc scooter on the highway to escape a massive west coast forest fire. However, when I got to the top of a big hill, I noticed there was another forest fire ahead along the route of the highway. An old woman with a child parked next to me on her own scooter and said she didn’t care, she was going to go for it. So I trusted her and went along with her and was then incinerated.
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thats what you get for riding a moped
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I was driving through a forest with Elon Musk in a Cybertruck. We’d pulled off to the side of the dirt road to look for something, I was wearing a hood over my head for some reason. I could hear something moving through the woods.
“Elon, was that you? Elon?”
“Get in the truck!” (he didn’t have a SA accent for some reason)
trying to drive away from the truck turned into this weird ground vehicle-based 1942-the-game-style boss fight where we were circling around the bear, that was now a giant tank.
“You could probably cheese this with the machine gun.”
“The armor’s too thick!”
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I’m starting to have dreams about people outside the simulation arguing with me about the legitimacy of my trans identity
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i dreamt this morning i was running around pokémon/zelda world with my brothers while also being professionally and politely extorted by a pair of spyware hackers, one of whom was this sporty guy from my primary school
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I was at Drew Barrymore’s modest house looking at her normal human decour that seemed out of character.
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I dreamed I was in space, and I took off my helmet and didn’t die and just screamed forever as I was trapped in emptiness. I don’t think the screaming was about the emptiness though. I think it was still about dysphoria.
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Had a dream where I lost my wallet, my keys, got locked out of my apartment, had to pay rent, and lost my job. All of this, happening at the same time.
Also some old woman I’d never seen before was my grandmother in the dream, so now I believe in succubi, that old woman was one, and if we meet again we will have words.
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my dreams are getting gayer, i have dreams where i ask people out
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lain is afraid
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A bunch of my CDs somehow got left out of their cases and got damp and it made Night Goat on the Melvin’s Houdini into some sort of clean sounding near acoustic version.
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Very unpleasant dream in which my brain was entirely smashed while I was inside an immersive VR so I helpfully got a message saying “BRAIN NOT FOUND OR DESTROYED” as an all red version of a windows BSOD but was still conscious and was stuck on the screen but unable to think or do anything.
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When I previously blood potioned this I didn’t realize this was the dream thread because this sounds like something that would happen to you
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Oh totally! I’m pretty sure it will one day
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someone named 'SapphicSwiftie89" was spamming my cohost ask box
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even in our sleep the gaylors are inescapable
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Dreamed a musical number called When You’re an American Pirate which is a parody of When You’re a Professional Pirate from the muppet movie, only it’s about the teenage daughter of some 19th century tycoon going on a shopping spree for frilly and revealing clothes, and a recurring gag is adult men gawking at her and then other men beating the everloving shit out of them for being pedo pervs in the background as the shopping spree continues.
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Dreamed about being embedded as an american double agent in the german SS and selectively assassinating high ranking SS officers, then having to make it through cross examination by the SS. Also in the course of one of the missions I met a sentient gun and threatened to field strip it and leave it that way if it continued being a bastard. It refused to comply so I started to make good, but put it back together after giving it one last chance which it assented to.
Oh, I forgot I also had a dream about 2/3 of my bags being stolen and telling the conductor of the train not to open the doors or the guy would escape, but the guy pried the doors open, but then the conductor told me where they stashed the things they stole, so I just went there and got everything back.
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Dreamed I was at a concert for a band that invented a new genre of music called Satanic Electro Lounge. It was actually good.
Then dreamed I took an elevator to a 100th floor penthouse casino that also had racing arcade games and air hockey, and played $1/$2 No Limit Omaha
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