DREAM THREAD: Thread for weaving together a beautiful tapestry from all your dreams

I had a dream that I was out in Montauk (“The End”, Long Islanders like to call it, since it is the last town on the south fork of the island). We went to the very tip of the island and there was a tiny cemetery, maybe a half dozen graves in a sandy bit of beach. I thought about how it might wind up under water soon.

Up the road we passed another burial site, where a mast from a ship was used as a monument for two sailors who had been decapitated by said mast being whipped about by the wind during a storm. There was a plaque with some a rhyme on it about them losing their heads that I can’t quite remember.

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eternal sunshine of the spotless mikey

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I dreamt that me and a bunch of friends were having an argument about something incredibly inane while paragliding on a secret mission to find Phil Fish’s house.

When we landed I was like fuck, we don’t have any information at all, the house could be anywhere and I looked at the house I’d landed next to and it had an address sign that said ‘10 - Phil Fish’.

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I dreamed of asking for water as I slowly died in my chair at work. Nobody else realized what was going on.

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Had a dream about a movie trailer for a movie about Curtis Armstrong joining a school for MTV VJs. It was called Segma 2, implying the possibility that they made more than one of them. I think all the actors were VJs. One character was a woman who carried speakers on her shoulders, and one joke was that she carried speakers that were too big and hit someone and started a fire when she turned around.

The movie also had chapter breaks where the cast would stand in front of the school, and for one of them they all wore an alligator mascot costume suits.

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My friend (who actually runs a record shop) was running a comic shop and he found out about this old and forgotten but somehow still available promo that inundates the store with countless posters done by early 90s independent artists like the Milk and Cheese guy goofing on mainstream comics. We were going through them as the mail man just kept bringing them in and they were all things that seemed like jokes at the time but now you wouldn’t bat an eye if they happened like Batman/Venom.

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Was trying to buy some new old stock Lost in Space toys from a store in the mall, but they were a weird nerd store, and I had to convince them with an argument about which character did the most harm to the movie. It was unclear if I had convinced them.

If you’re thinking “Didn’t we have a conversation about those toys weeks ago?” yes, that’s how long it took for the store to close the deal on the storage container.

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I dreamed an earthquake destroyed my apartment building but my room survived, then my landlord accused me of causing the earthquake and started torturing me with a group of masked men and women. Among the incriminating evidence was that my room survived and I had a purse of silver and identified as a dragon.

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My brain just treated me to a surrealist masterpiece. There were two main “plots”. One was a male and female mulder and scully type crank file detective team tracking down and in turn being hunted by an immortal Argentine elite assassin from the 1300s from an order established by the pope, called La Fiero Eterna. The other was someone in their early 20s trying to navigate a weird hostel/homeless shelter deal and various preposterous abuser dynamics that took place within, including someone stealing their debit card, then reporting the youth to the police, then trying to assault the youth with a gang outside the hostel, then playing the " we don’t call the cops on each other" to try to garner sympathy and deflect among the other residents after a police interrogation made the theft and other antics seem plausible. This part of it was all overheard from the living area while the youth was half asleep and half pretending to be asleep in the sleep area.

Except half the on screen plot time of the first plotline was mulder being tortured by the immortal assassin, specifically his legs were badly injured and he was inside a garage between two trucks breached on dirt parked on a steep angle, a ramp leading down to nowhere that had been filled with dirt. And the assassin kept throwing burning rags and sticks and things from the top of the ramp so they landed under the truck to the left.

Meanwhile, half the on screen plotline of the second plotline was the youth trying to get out of an office that had an incomprehensible architecture. It was brightly lit and futuristic but had airplane style claustrophobia. They got here while trying to replace their debit card, but as they navigated the convoluted elevator system back down to ground floor the debit card kept changing into other objects until it was 20 forks. They tried to explain to the help desk at ground floor, but were thought insane because while they were speaking and hearing english the help desk guy heard french, and the youth was just philosophical about this, while the help desk guy thought they were insane and had them kicked out.

Also you didn’t find out what case mulder and scully were working on until the youth showed up at the end, slightly older, and helped them shoot him before he got away, and scully explained it all to her spontaneously. The youth was incredulous and Scully went on a long spontaneous tirade about how this was unwarranted, because it was just immortality, which is physically lawful and doesn’t violate any fundamental known scientific laws, at which point the youth gave up and also joined the agency.

Most of the movie took place in indoor vehicular liminal spaces like mechanics garages and parking garages, although most had random furniture and filing cabinets, pool tables, covered hot tubs and so forth scattered throughout. The characters always walked commandingly through them anyway like this was normal. The composition of these shots was always off so nothing sensible was centered and items were cutoff by the edges randomly.

The outside shots mostly pertained to the youth plotline and all took place at night or twilight. They were all in parking lots or on city streets or in gas stations.

The crank detectives also worked in a liminal space, where the indoor spaces were all attics, weird dusty hallways with random doors, unfurnished studios, and stuff like that, but implicitly all in one building. And they commuted to and from this space by a series of cherry picker baskets held up by wire that had to be transferred between by precarious pile of stuff transfer.

The final action scene was mulder escaping the pit and shooting the assassin until he tried to run him over, at which point he clung to the underside of the vehicle as it sped off. He got thrown off near a gas station and told the gas station attendant, who noticed this and his mangled body, to shoot the guy when he came back, so he did. The attendant got shot and killed though. But scully showed up and shot the assassin to apparent death. They went back to the headquarters. The assassin showed up again and this is when they last shot him, at which point scully asked if he was really dead, and mulder shrugged indifferently.

After joining, the youth gives a short speech about how she understands and forgives her mother now, who was mentally ill, because living in a world nobody else understands has given her sympathy. It’s the only acknowledgement of the weirdness. Then scully says “he’s back. Should we send the newbie?” And mulder in a wheelchair says naw I got it and starts wheeling himself.

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dreamed i was in some genre-confused noir where a young Cameron Diaz’s character ‘Rachel’ fell through a ground-floor glass floor/ceiling onto a bed above a public pool. got my bandaged thumb wet, lost my boots, fumbled a kiss with someone i know who was perching in a very difficult position on a wee cliff face and got the back of my hand pecked by their duckling AND their chicken. got up to the bedroom an cried ‘Rachel!’ with a little feeling, then she shifted a little and i sobbed ‘Cameron…’ and cried my heart out

on my way out i ended up in Felix’s room where i mentioned i was bummed i wasn’t getting to play some game with him and some others lately and he was like “man can’t you just let it be a boy thing” and i joked about that being a misogynistic thing to say, then joked about his sensitivity to jokes about him being misogynistic when he got mad, then while looking through a sponge he was growing dyes on (?) i said “but your sister’s playing!” and he was like “‘sister?’ maybe not for long…” at this point i had totally disrupted the dye colonies so i cut my losses and left

exited by going down the in-ramp to a museum, ran into a friend i’d not seen in a few months and one i’ve not seen in several years and then a little kid who’d been separated from his guardians, so we took them along til we found the guardians. then a cat jumped off the bed and i woke up

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I had a dream where I explained another dream I had years before: a dream I was working at valve. In the dream I explained that the dream was so vivid I was able to recreate it in VR Chat.

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I dreamed I was at a Scuba Kegger. Some method involving upside down cups and air bubbles allowed us to pour and drink our beers without getting seawater in them

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dreamt johnny somali and yuki naka met in prison and made a game about livestreaming together

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Incredibly vivid dream where I returned back to my “home” and find that my mom rearranged my living space to have multiple collections of videogame and nintendo merch, and I was very distressed at this, and I’m pretty sure this has to do with me watching bits of the Nintendo Room 3 hour tour video. At some point in this dream I time travel to like the…victorian era? but it’s the 1950s? And there’s a moped gang there but they all have old 1950’s mopeds? Why do so many of my dreams involve mopeds of some kind??

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A) a Facebook scammer sent me a message that said “I love you” but we couldn’t figure out what their angle was

B) I was at a comic con and Rob Liefeld’s booth had a choir and an open bar

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Were everyone’s feet obscured?

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Yeah they were!

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Dreamed I was in the audience of AEW Rampage and was pulled to do a match with Hook. I couldn’t communicate to Hook that I was going to do any moves so I just took a bunch of bumps (including a Half and Half suplex?). I botched doing some kind of roll and was like “I’m on TV, this sucks”

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Couple dreams that were conceptually interesting but couldn’t remember the details of.

The first was a new Evangelion anime in which the angels and humans were trapped in a simulation that kept repeating, and the angels could remember each iteration because they were pandimensional or whatever, but the humans couldn’t. So the angels became tamer and more compliant over time.

The second was about a war veteran grandad who after being estranged from his family decided he wanted to be part of his new granddaughters life. But the father really didn’t like this. It was also in a hellworld of sorts where random political violence happens multiple times a day in every municipality, so it ended in the baby being killed by a fascist active duty soldier of some sort, and all three family members tackling him onto his own man portable napalm grenade and dying with him.

I remember thinking that conceptually, demons are interesting because they show us what virtue would look like in a world without hope, but dangerous because there is always hope and the virtues that keep it are infinitely better.

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I dreamed I went back to the headquarters of my first bay area job to ask for my job back. Got told I was a bad culture fit and that the company had moved on from people like me. As I was exiting it was all early 20s waifish kids with unnatural hair colors, piercings, and ear plugs. They were all either listening to music, on their phones, drinking coffee, or discussing netflix. Many were on wheelies or rollerskates. None were working.

Am I old? Is this my brain’s way of telling me I’m old?

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