I dreamed I trained an AI to adversarially compete against itself to enumerate all possible meaning AlphaGO style, then looked in its results for the meaning of the human race. The result was “The human race is 7H and it already did”
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Pt.1 - Mirror’s Edge-ing through an infinite castle chased by a hideous beast with the face of a bat, body of a boar and legs of a lion, terrifying, every now and then a noble hound appears and guides me down safe passages before fading away allowing for brief moments of quietly taking in beautiful gothic splendor before the chase resumes, flavours of Barry Lyndon + Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu + Castlevania 64
Pt.2 - A new film project is announced to the world: “Verhoeven in Africa” and there’s already unease that this is going to be a tasteless endeavor but then it’s revealed he’s collaborating with Wakaliwood’s Nabwana I.G.G, it’s the cinema event of the century
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Wa-oogah
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I dreamed I step onto a hill park with stone stairs but when I wanna go back, find too dangerous to step down, the stairs designed only one way out
palpitation
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Dream about a space station run by a mad scientist that experiments on whales and humans to try to discover the secrets of reviving the dead. The experiments involve injecting the humans with something and then drowning them for a prolonged time, and not all survive. At some point shapeshifting aliens start breaking out of peoples chest cavities. Then back on earth it inexplicably turns into a comedy as the shapeshifting aliens have trouble acclimating to human society, which involves even more extreme shapeshifting in a sense.
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I dreamed I was a 50 year old homeless person wandering around yuppie suburbs while hallucinating another homeless person. I still hadn’t finished transition and had regressed considerably due to not having hormones for 20 years. I stole a modern golf cart which was twice as fast as it needed to be. I snuck into maintenance tunnels and turned water fountains back on. I was interrogated by fascists in police custody for 5 years and they asked me what my ravings meant and I said why would I use information to communicate with you when everything about you is meaningless and my capacity for communication is finite. I invented the term “shoesies” as a spin off of “housies” after me and my hallucinated friend realized the average person doesn’t understand foot pain and thus thinks homeless people limping barefoot in the heat are on drugs.
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I dreamed that all my friends from the gamedev community space were trapped in an island prison death game ARG situation (again! This is constantly happening to me and my friends in my dreams) and we were being chased by monsters. I secured us a flight off this island and ran up to our base camp to tell everyone. When I gave them the good news, two of them told me that they refused to go to the airport and escape because there were “forever chemicals” in the airport. One of them said to me, “Forever chemicals are worse than monsters.” I woke up frustrated because that is exactly what he WOULD say, except he’d say it to annoy me! He would say that shit if this really happened!!! He would say that and then immediately get eaten by a monster
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I can excuse monsters but I draw the line at BPA
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microplastics are the real draculas
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Dreamt that the Georgia penal system sent out a desperate cry for help. They had discovered that Trump had coated his hands in a chemical that nullified drug tests, and had been pissing on his hands while in custody. They desperately needed 11-12 gallons of donor piss to burn off the remaining chemical on his hands.
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I dreamed that biometric id verification via semen sample procured in a TSA style line became normal for all male bodied people just to do things including go to a doctors appointment to get blood drawn
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dreamed that i was showing vladimir putin through some kind of weird university that had different facilities on each floor and it was like a very weird video game escort mission where he kept wandering off and i had to keep catching up to him by doing a bunch of weird ass buster keaton parkour around the place which was falling apart like railings and stairways randomly coming off, some elevator stopped working etc. anyway we get to a room which i gather is like some sort of russian applied science laboratory that has diplomatic immunity in the united states and vlad is winkingly telling me about russia’s plan to build a base on mars to attack america but in a real goofy way like we both know about it but i’m not supposed to talk about it or something. and anyway this secret lab was attached to a larger nasa like facility that kept fucking blasting off giant rockets and both of these were attached to the largest grocery store in the world like 4 super walmarts worth of space like the library of babel of food and anyway i was tasked to bring the russians their favorite foods which are something called “kuplak” or something of that nature and a cereal called “Bix” which was definitely just the Indian snack food “Hot Mix” but there was a cat with sunglasses on the box. so i’m in the grocery store and my family is suddenly there with me and i find a map of the store but i can’t read it so i ask an employee where the russian food is and they somehow knew that i was getting it for the russian scientists and apparently the united states had a strict limit on how much kuplak and bix that they were allowed to eat per day and they were just using me to get more and i was worried for my job as a diplomat(?) and i remember wondering what was going on with the international space station if this was the state of space travel and that made me realize i was dreaming and that woke me up
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dreamed a small skunk had taken a liking to me which was adorable but also made me super nervous because it wouldn’t stop following me around and i was terrified something would panic it and it would just stink up everything.
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been having long narrative dreams i mostly dont remember but this last one ended with an suv trying to run me over. i tried throwing rocks at it but dream physics means they didnt go far at all. when the driver came to a stop i fuckin pulled him out and shook him around like a gmod ragdoll
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Had a dream that we had a sort of underutilized room in our house and I was like “wow why don’t we make use of this storage?”
Maybe we should finish the basement
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getting ready to go on vacation today and i woke up from a very mundane and boring work-related dream, though i guess it was real enough that i felt extra exhausted trying to get out of bed 
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Dreamt that they were choosing a new pope, and it was a scandal that he had a fursona.
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I had a couple dreams. One was that DeSantis got elected president, so for some reason most of the trans people got together and took over and fortified a tower. The tower had a big spiral staircase inside from bottom to top like a lighthouse, and you could see down. The military were pushing to the top and trans people were fighting back with guns, propane bombs, and traps. It had an insane scale but I forgot most of it.
I don’t remember the other dream. I think it was just about me not being able to read Japanese and thinking a famous manga was AI generated gibberish as a result.
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I had a dream I was showing my game to fucking Tim Schafer and I kept finding bugs
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Once when I was in the hospital with severe flu and diabetic ketoacidosis simultaneously, I hallucinated in the ICU while the nurses were trying to stick IV needles in my invisible shrunken elbow veins (and debating whether to put one in my neck instead) that Tim Schafer was also standing there and was interviewing me about a job at Double Fine
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