I’ve never owned a car, haven’t driven in over a decade, and I still regularly have driving dreams too
Usually I am driving a car too small for me physically, like I only dream of driving kei cars
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yeah this is what all my car driving dreams are like, they usually feature a Nelson laughing at me too
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My car dreams usually involve cars where the wheels on the right side are really small and the ones on the left are really big, or all the tires are ridiculously overinflated, or the pedals are really far away and keep getting stuck in the down position and consist of me trying to drive on city streets, only really badly and I keep hitting parked cars and yelling I’M SORRY out the window as I continue to careen down the street.
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I have a lot of dreams where my old Ford Contour is somehow back in my possession. This is usually tied to my old apartment still being mine as well. It’s pretty bizarre.
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so i was like a caretaker for this debutante or just, some lady who could have a person that she abuses non stop do everything she needs always. and my main job was covering up for her constant manipulation and lies at the expense of other people. i dont remember every example (this was one of those LONG dreams) but there was a lot of me like, standing in front of crying families lying to their faces about why their children werent coming home
my current job was to kidnap and raise three boys to be her future husbands, and in my dream these boys that i raised were like half dogs, they were really kind and sweet and maybe they had williams? but i think my brain just loves dogs and cant see itself raising children so it fused these boys into dog-men. like the one that hated me had a spiked collar but he looked like a person. wahtever WHATEVER
anyway by the time they were old enough to be mated she had me take them to a playground for like, one last innocent romp (jesus christ i hate this dream) and then was like OKAY KILL EACHOTHER WHOEVER LIVES GETS TO FUCK ME and two of them started tearing eachother apart, and my favorite little guy just stood there all wide-eyed and sad and i was like NOOOOOOo and the spiked collar guy took off his collar and stabbed my favorite in the back of the head with his spike and blood just GUSHED OUT EVERYWHERE like three bud dweyer geysers it was so much blood
and like i stood there disassociating watching him bleed out for what felt like an hour, and the dream vision zoomed in on the gushing of blood and there was a tiny me on a tiny inflatable raft riding the blood like a waterslide and then i blinked and i was standing in front of another crying family with the stabbed corpse on the ground in front of me, explaining how he had an accident at the playground, how nothing could be done, while the weird rich lady stood there grinning nodding at me encouraging me
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Are we talking about a Tails Doll situation?
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dreamed i lived in a “hip neighbourhood”, the lady across the street wanted to know how to get in touch with our shared landlord and i had to be like, uh, i don’t know but i can send you the imdb page for the vampire film he’s directing… or the store page to his vinyl music label that only reissues songs by famous murderers…
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Dreamt I was at school again. We had to learn how to use some kinda clockwork machine for making screws or something. I couldnt figure it out and all my peers had no issue. I was being chastised by the instructor for not getting the simple premise of its working parts. I was frustrated and I couldnt believe this simple machine was beyond my understanding. I started to resent it, the system that put me there and especially the instructor. Woke up at like 6am and felt like shit.
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I had a dream that a fellow SBer was convicted of murder. But like, not that much murder. Nobody seemed all that concerned.
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Dreamed I had to use a massive toilet and nobody would give me the time to figure it out. The toilet seat was made of wood and like 2 feet deep and I was standing there like the math lady meme trying to figure out how to make it work and some weirdos were hammering on the door telling me to hurry up. I guess this is what passes for a nightmare for me these days
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I dreamt I had roommates and one of them was Avril Lavigne.
Also there was a camera crew filming documentary footage about her.
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dreamt that i caused a train in hell to derail so that i could take over the crashed dinning car and set up a bar and casino in it. I had to pretend that we were closed a lot because there was both a Health Inspector who wanted to make sure the bar was clean enough and a Hell Inspector who wanted to ensure the bar wasn’t a significant respite from the overall Hellish Experience of being in Hell, and they operated at cross purposes. Stalin was my bartender and whenever either inspector tried to give me a writeup he would just look sternly at the inspector and say, “Hell is whatever you make of it, friend” and they would leave.
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Traversed this huge museum with a lot of very clean displays of old software and things, but eventually made it to a very videogamey center of the room elevator that took us down to this basement with a bunch of sports cars / super cars / hyper cars and other luxury goods. Then I traversed the same path again but this time to a song I have heard in real life but unfortunately didn’t write down or bother to remember. Was nice to have a dream that I actually remembered and was kind of fun to experience.
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Just woke up (because I accidentally set my alarm) from a tense situation where jailed former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was free and was doing a surprise announcement of his new candidacy at my work on a day where somehow I was the only person on site to be in charge. The room he was doing it in was somehow an Animal Crossing house room and someone else kept setting the wallpaper to something with a sinister animated night mode that was threatening to kick in during the press conference.
Real world ass me was actually scheduled to give him a tour the morning that the news broke about the party and the SUV he bought his wife on city money that was the beginning of the end for him. He of course canceled but this dream would have been a nice book end.
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IRL, there’s a woman I had a brief fling with – we were both rebounding from breakups and then wound up moving on from the romantic part of the relationship. We’ve remained friendly over the years, though. Her and her (now) husband are connected to my social circles in a bunch of odd ways. But I’ve never actually met her husband, despite this.
Last night I dreamt I finally did, and had a full-blown hangout with the two of them where I just couldn’t stop talking about all the weird mutual connections we have and how surprising it is we’ve never met. The vibe was pleasant? I’d like to think this is basically what would actually happen.
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dreamed i was doing illustration work (?) for an MMORPG that happened in the real world, like there was a certain valley you could just show up at to fight monsters or whatever. and i was in an office with the people who managed the valley, and my job was to draw these generic fantasy pictures showing little wizard guys running around and stuff. but everybody in the office kept bugging me and being like “which one am i? that doesn’t look like me. is that meant to be me?” none of them are meant to be you!! you guys are head office! you just sit at your desks all day!
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Dreamt I tried to join an exclusive club, jointly run by Felix. My interview panel included Yuri Geller and to attempt getting in I had to talk on the spot about how much I liked polygon artifacts and rhythm games while tourists interrupted me.
Needless to say, I didn’t get in.
As a consolation prize Felix put me on a gameshow where you have to make as much laundry dirty as you can within a time limit. Then we caught the last fishing boat home.
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Trump was trying to make up for the bad press from the raid by announcing he was going to use his boat to rescue a baby from some sort of Qanon situation on another boat, but he just ended up setting fire to the other boat with the baby aboard.
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