Do You Grow Plants?

Artichoke flowers do look cool as hell and bees seem to be in love

They seem to produce WAY more year 2, I think we got over 20 globes. Hard hard freeze killed it this year though.

Squash will definitely try to take over the neighborhood given the chance. The blossoms are edible if you find yourself with an excess.

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Tree status update

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Here’s mine. I guess it isn’t even all the way open yet.

These guys are all over it.

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Money plant, with a makeshift splint to help it grow a bit more upright.

Recently transplanted from a plastic drinking cup, into some nice potting mix.

Fake plant in the background

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Further growth

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whoa its like a starburst lamp in plant form

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that reminds me, when I visited california last infernal gave me a piece of one of his succulents in his yard and I was terrible and tortured it by keeping it ina damp paper towel until I could get a pot and some soil but now it’s doing fine other than not wanting to be in the middle of the pot. I’m done replanting it, it likes the edge

I still want a spider plant to take over my living space but until then I got a couple of little guys now that I have LIGHT GLORIOUS LIGHT in my living space and amn’t tucked between 30 story buildings


i also kinda wanna raise orchids again, i was really into orchids for like a year and then i got meowzbow and he ate all of them in a day

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delightful that you have me itching to post “you know the correct word is ‘ain’t’ right”

but i willn’t

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I have a succulent that I’ve kept alive for over a year now. I tragically learned too late that it needs to be outside, but it looks much healthier now.

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I said amn’t all the time as a kid and would get mad when people would tell me that it’s not a valid contraction because it’s so logical!

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i really believe this

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A weed is growing in the same pot as my outdoor succulent. Should I pull it out? I don’t like killing things.

depends on the weed and whether it’s crowding out your succulent, i like to let em ride unless they’re extremely toxic or will take over all the other plants’ space

so basically if it’s gonna be a tree or will poison animals do pull it, if it’s just like plantain or mullein or mustard it shouldn’t be much of a bother

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looks like a windborne weed i’ve seen a lot but i don’t know what it grows into. i assume either an inoffensive green or a strangling vine. it is crowding out your plant so i would pull it.

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Pulled. Thank you.

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update: I have eaten the tomato penis

it was not as good as the rest of the tomato but the rest of the tomato was very good

the tomato was rich and fleshy, not watery the way grocery store tomatoes tend to be

when I bit off the end of the tomato penis, it somehow became even more vulgar in appearance: a scene of great, red gore.

If I awake tomorrow with pulpy yellow-red flesh, I will know that I have gained all the powers of a tomato

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My plant is dead. A cat dug it up and clawed it to pieces.

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