I never went to high school! I’ve never been in love! That’s all going to change on 2021-02-06T01:00:00Z, though! That’s when @Rudie and I will be playing Tokimeki Memorial, live, on gamer stream, at https://twitch.tv/bachelorsoft!
This game isn’t available in English! I do not know any Japanese! But that won’t stop me from pitching woo, as our man Rudie knows almost all the words, and how to translate them. With his help I will definitely land me a girlfriend, and we will live happily ever after, as we will surely have no troubles once my own personal Cyrano is gone, and my lack of Japanese knowledge is exposed. Our affections will only deepen, because who needs words when you have eyebrows like these. They’re very expressive.
I’m pointing to my eyebrows right now. Try and imagine it. I’m sure you’ve seen them, and made note of how expressive they are.
Anyway please let me know which girl I should try and marry. I won’t listen to your advice but I will judge your choices. Thank you. Also this is a game about high schoolers but our stream won’t be problematic, we’re going to be so clean, I’m sure this is a very wholesome game, very much unlike the sort of thing you’d see from, say, a Canadian shovelware development house that profits off images of underage girls in revealing clothing.