NO
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Saki loved pro-wrestling but I don’t love her. I don’t love ANYBODY. I am done with romance! I’ll go on dates, sure. I’ll toy with everyone’s emotions, because that’s what you have to do in games like this. But I hope when we reach the end of this game no girl meets me under that legendary tree. I hope it’s just me, and a baseball bat, and the ghost of Babe Ruth. It’ll be just like the end of No Retreat, No Surrender (which I believe was Van Damme’s film debut) but with the Great Gambino at a high school instead of Bruce Lee stepping out of some kid’s closet. That movie is kinda gay, that movie actually has characters saying NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER to each other as they beat up some bullies outside a McDonalds, that movie is so much better than Forrest Gump.
anyway please join us on 2021-02-13T01:00:00Z at https://twitch.tv/bachelorsoft thanks
Alright alright I’ve turned on my computer, I’m ready to go, guess I’ll try and spend a few hours pretending I care about girls more than hitting dingers
Please join us, we are starting soon.
this is a good game.
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My brain was shot so I had to review the footage for my own sake.
Sorry iphone SE twitch stream
At the end of the planetarium date when YOU ask can we go on another date: “I never get too close to my test subjects, but sure.” (Liberal translation)
Jaw on the floor as I am now catching that Yuina switches the tables on you so deaftly and she is playing the role of date-haver and forcing you to respond to their bullshit. She rules.
In your first meeting she declares “your brain belongs to me.” I was clearly shot as a live translator because she makes you do a science/math? Problem and is impressed when you solve it.
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And announcing it here the 3rd and final year will be at least two streams because my brain can’t take 4 hours of live translation.
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My entire life was built around baseball, and playing on the baseball team, but they were once again holding pro-wrestling matches at the Melon Pan Dome so I had to ask a girl on a date there cuz I wanna know what all these big eyed goofs I feel no real affection for think of puro, except I accidentally blew off baseball practice to do this, so
I am no longer a baseball player
I thought I’d spend the rest of my school career just napping but then I met the sinister computer club girl, who claims to own the stars, and must be at least 20 years older than everyone in school. That’s when I finally felt emotions
That’s when I finally decided to fully embrace evil
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marvellous
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Stream delayed until at least Tuesday because of medical situation sorry y’all!
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TUESDAY NIGHT; 8PM EASTERN
TOKIMEKI.
Come and heckle us about the honeymooners as I help Bachelor navigate love!
Maybe we’ll talk about Loveboat. And how the license for Loveboat must be cheap. And we should make a non-ironic Loveboat dating sim except everyone is big anime titty.
But tokimeki will be clean. Until it gets dirty:
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Pl;ease jo;in Rudie and I as we embrace evil
I am going to become the mad scientist’s sophomore Igor
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LET’S FIND OUT IF I’LL EVER GET A GIRLFRIEND
LET’S DO IT ON FRIDAY NIGHT
LET’S FINISH…CYRANO: THE ORIGIN!!
Join me and Rudie on https://twitch.tv/bachelorsoft at 2021-03-20T02:00:00Z, when we’ll discover just who awaits me underneath that cherry tree or whatever the fuck it is
Probably just gonna be a catcher’s mitt and a disappointed note from my parents.
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We’ll never say the A-Word. We don’t believe in it. Can you believe it has been one year since we learned a*ime is a bad word?
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incredibly strong Kane & Lynch energy
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Thank you I’ll be wearing extensive mosaic as I play…right now…with Rudie
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I’ll admit it Saki’s confession got to me a little bit!
We just had to correct the timeline to see it.
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I need all of you to look closer at every image I made for this.
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