Hey guys. I wanted to share this weird, stupid thing I made.
A couple years ago I was looking all over the place for work, and a friend got me a job at an SEO company. The job turned out to be way less crappy than I’d expected, but much stranger. I was asked to create hundreds of imaginary webmasters and write little “About Me” biographies of their lives for fake blogs that only Google’s webcrawlers were meant to read. They gave me the website name, I wrote the bio, and a coworker added manipulated photos.
I got very bored very fast and I had very little oversight, so I started creating all these goofy, weird characters and putting them online. I don’t work there any more, but to this day there are still a bunch of random automated spam blogs with really surreal About Me pages.
I took screenshots of all of them, and I put them up on this tumblr page.
Here are a few of my favorites.
For a website called Big Dentist Reviews:
For My Veterinarian Directory:
For Proper Toothbrushing: