Calling all posters! TOMORROW, 11/5 @ 9PM ET! Drafting begins for the SELECT BUTTON KOSHIEN!

https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulInventiveHippoEleGiggle-tfw_J8uzURrYizvT

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I was in bed by the time this started, but I went back and watched some of the draft and I am PROUD TO BE A FRUITBAT!!

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I’m sorry I can never watch anything in real time can someone tell me if I made the cut

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Everyone made the cut though I may have gotten confused between poll voting and google doc names having differences so hopefully folks let me know if I left them off the rosters!!

You’re on the Slow Toasted Flavors…we’ll be hearing more about them soon!!

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Just got my contract in from the Greys. See y’all on the diamond

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petition to make gollum selfsuck the official batboy of the hoboken half-sours

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oh man i missed this i gotta see where i ended up

“where did these names come from” → me. I added every idiot name. is it dumb? falsedan. is it funny? not me!

I like how it sounds like there was no quality control or filtering on the names

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You need as many bodies as you can get when you’re starting a new league!!

Thank you for your contribution.

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miffy and I are currently finalizing the lineups! I will post them as soon as they are ready! In the meantime let’s reveal the final team to enter then Select Button Koshien: The Slow Toasted Flavors!

Hailing from International Waters! Playing aboard the JoCo Casino Cruise! The Flavors are one of the most storied and controversial teams to ever play the game! I ain’t gonna get into any of those stories or controversies here though! They do NOT play in my league, they are NOT my problem, you can NOT sue me for any damage any of their products or players may have inflicted upon you or your family, slow toasting cigarettes does NOT make them more healthy!! Cigarettes are bad, do not smoke, not even if you want to look cool, they also make playing baseball more difficult! But feel free to cheer on this squad, they have some mighty fine players!!


“What if I give her cannons for arms…” --miffy, moments before I looked at the computer screen, saw the work in progress, and took this photograph

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I’m still obsessed that their team motto, of a team sponsored by a cigarette company, is “It’s healthy!”. No elaboration, no specifics about what “it” “is”, just “It’s healthy!”

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It’s all that fiberglass. Strengthens your lung fibers into diamond steel.

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