Calling all posters! TOMORROW, 11/5 @ 9PM ET! Drafting begins for the SELECT BUTTON KOSHIEN!

added a bunch, all up for editing/deleting

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We have 76 names in the doc! 28 people have voted in the poll! I’m just gonna guess that means we have 80 players! Why not!! We could have more though – I want as many names as I can get!! Current plan is to start at the end of next week! That means there’s still time to join a ball club! And they’re great ball clubs! With great logos! I’ll show them off once they’re all ready! Which will hopefully be soon! SIGN UP FOR BASEBALL, IT’S GONNA BE GREAT.

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check out this fucking loser

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Meanwhile the defunct Ssangbangwool Raiders had an all timer ball with feet, now that’s my kinda mascot

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Is this dinosaur wearing a chain

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Dino neck & chain

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very proud of my characters and musical choices ans they are also stream safe

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Over the last 3 days I’ve rewatched Ken Burns’ Baseball for the nth time and as a result I promise we will not be playing/singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” or “The Star Spangled Banner” during the Select Button Koshien.

“Danny Boy” and “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling” are up in the air though, depends on if my baseball avatar ever hits a home run or gets struck out I guess, think ball playing brings out my Irish side

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Haven’t forgotten about this! Just have so many things getting in the way of balling. Hopefully wrapping up prep soon but hey guess what that means there’s still time to add yourself to the ball club…!

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Oddballs Logo

Hello friends please check out a rough draft of one of the teams that will enter the Select Button Koshien for a chance to play in the Real World Series: The Ottawa Oddballs! Their mascot is a ball with legs! But no arms. I was going to draw some but then I was like “This is fine, I don’t want to do anymore work, you don’t need arms to be a mascot, a mascot should leave the batting and fielding to the players.” And that’s why the Ottawa Oddball doesn’t have any arms.

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2023-11-06T02:00:00Z, drafting starts in the FIRST EVER Select Button KOSHIEN to determine who plays in THE REAL WORLD SERIES!

Have you signed up to play? If not please check out the first post!

Don’t know where to watch the draft? It’ll be on https://twitch.tv/bachelorsoft! That’s my twitch channel!! And I’ll be casting with the lovely @miffy, whose knowledge of the National Pastime is so vast that she’s known in some circles as “Bill James with tits.” This whole thing was her idea! And these teams and their logos are our creations. Please admire them, and maybe consider hiring us to design a logo your local ball club! Thank you!

BEHOLD, THE 8 TEAMS THAT SOME OF YOU WILL BE DRAFTED TO, AND ALL OF YOU WILL ENJOY WATCHING BECAUSE SURELY EVERYONE I KNOW WILL TUNE IN TO THESE VIRTUAL BALL GAMES!!


SANTO DOMINGO FRUIT BATS out of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic!


HOBOKEN HALF-SOURS out of Hoboken, New Jersey, USA!


PARIS POODLES out of Paris, Texas, USA!


WEST VIRGINIA MOTHS out of Miami South, Florida!


BERMUDA TRIANGLE GREYS out of Parts Unknown!


SAITAMA FACE HANI out of Kumagaya, Saitama, Japan!


oddballs

OTTAWA ODDBALLS out of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada!


And last but not least: REDACTED playing out of TO BE DETERMINED!!


Yeah! That’s all of them! Which team do YOU want to field for? Feel free to send bribes if you’d like me to rig the draft, I’m very open to bribes now after I had my heart broken by the kusoge tournament, now all that matters to me is money and baseball and gambling. My new life begins now!! With the Select Button Koshien!!

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America’s pastime…is beautiful. And so are you, no matter what team you end up on. Let’s all love baseball.

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i want to be on the alien team

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If I don’t get drafted to the half sours I am going apeshit, no one can stop me

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https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aaxfelix%20pickles&src=typed_query

my half sour credentials

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image

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Watching the 2014 Ivan Reitman comedy/drama DRAFT DAY in preparation, I am sure this is going to teach me everything I need to know about drafting for professional sports.

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https://www.twitch.tv/bachelorsoft

OK I FINALLY PASSED THAT KIDNEY STONE, WE’RE READY TO GO

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Though my excitement for baseball knows no bounds, my ability to not sleep does, so I will sadly miss this event.

Godspeed, Pickles Dillhoefer. Godspeed.

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