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Lol that had actually slipped my mind

I thought Brenda Romero and her husband had divorced so I’m very happy they’re working on a mafia strategy game together.

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I mean, Brenda has too

they both bit the Zynga/Facebook train in a way a lot of older designers did and weren’t able to pull into interesting and respectable stuff until recently (outside of their academic work)

oh yeah what was that weird neopets clone brenda was working on like ten years ago?

and the really embarrassing Jagged Alliance Facebook game? And the really embarrassing Jagged Alliance PC game? It’s a reminder that good games need good studios and that gets built up over years and multiple shipping titles, you can’t just parachute someone in

john romero gets a pass for hyperspace delivery boy because it rules

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i think i have to post a text post before I can post a picture post, so here is my introduction: i am AJ, I’m 32 and I am currently playing Nioh poorly and trying to figure out what to do with a hacked Vita. i’m friends with Daphny, who is better at fighting games than me but i am proud to say I have beaten her in a series of bewildering flukes. the following is my contribution to today’s news in gaming:

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“there is perhaps no greater emblem of the zeitgeist than the man who cooks and eats the shells of the chicken egg. The once pedestrian consumption of future generations made garish and humiliating by the mere garnish of its own rigid, anutritional carapace. it is a mockery of security, protection and the very concept of home fit into a skillet, then a plate, then the stomach of a fool. so too are we headed, destined to travel the intestines of a monster, our only impression on history limited to the shallow, incidental damage of membranes”

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the Epic Store’s free games have been like 80%+ stuff I wasn’t going to seek out but am actually interested in playing, I’m glad they’re only doing this for a year because the hit rate for OK distractions for me is ridiculous high

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Daphny said introduce myself in this thread so

Hi I’m big dumb gamer. I used to moderate TIGS as “dragonmaw” and wrote about games for a living. now I just kinda do whatever. Sometimes im funny

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welcome new posters! please share your strong opinons! especially if theyre weird.

there is a faq! i just found it today
https://selectbutton.net/faq

oh this is easy

you install the drm bypass plugin and then download all the anime porn

ALL OF IT

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please do not scare off the new posters

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NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD

SEMPER HENTAI

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wow being a new poster sounds hilarious

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You can load quake onto it. Like actual quake. It plays shockingly well.

what. what the fuck

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someone actually released a sourceport of RTCW fairly recently

because it’s either that or you play through P4G for the umpteenth time

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Werner Herzog waxes poetically about microwaving hot dogs in a shoe box

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There are just so many Dan stories for him to explore that I’m terrified of the possibilities.

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