Fukken ahhhhhhh
This could be neat I guess I was afraid for a second it was just going to be Hotline Miami: Big Name IP Edition
Intriguing! I’d love to see what the Doorkickers team would do with this IP; my sense is they could squeeze a lot out of their tactical planning -> explosive formula.
I made what looks like a moderately unfashionable medieval lesbian, played badly, didn’t really get any more out of it than chivalry, and refunded the game
The real John Wick game is Superhot VR
Superhot-take 
Bethesda adds taxes to Libertarian Simulator 76
What I can’t fathom is that they aren’t even taxing the premium currency, it’s the completely in-game currency.
It’s a sink; players can generate infinite money in the world by killing monsters/collecting resources, so the perpetual-motion machine needs leaks to prevent inflation
the first time i saw something like this being really explicit was in the Kingdom of Loathing. There was a bug that allowed people to create unholy amounts of the currency (meat), and so a ton of people did. Instead of banning people, changing the numbers, or rolling back data, they instead made a series of completely pointless vanity items that cost incredible amounts of meat. I think you had to win it in a raffle as well, so it wasn’t even guaranteed.
BUT
Anyone who has those vanity items? Frickin legends in the community, the real old guard.
It was brilliant, honestly; everyone was happy at the end of the day.
last of the manic pixies
I like Final Fantasy VII a whole lot. But, this does nothing for me.
I think it looks really good. I… really like the way they are handling both cloud’s and aerith’s characterization.
I feel like squeenix really had a good groove with production/voice acting/casting/direction with XV and it this remake seems to have the quality to it. I’m looking forward to seeing more.
I don’t mind it being a pseudo action RPG or whatever. Action RPGs are fun! Final Fantasy VII’s combat system is kind of dull for how long the game is!
i hope they’ve forgotten about their whole ‘episodic’ and ‘bunch of games like xiii’ ideas
but i am willing to buy all of however many multiple games they make out of this marketing event if one of them is a 60 hour combat-free collection of fetch quests exclusively centered in Costa del Sol
looks terrible.
but easy nostalgia bux for square enix i guess.
that flower girl is going to be murdered in hd
quote this post when there’s a postgame sidequest to bring her back