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I would actually contribute to this fund, but that’s probably because I’m an idiot.

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I would donate at least $5 because I bet if we switched domain names that one Silent Hill wiki guy would register and, also, blood potion all my posts because they all include hidden anti-circumcision messages

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Buy the domain but instead of putting up anything to do with Silent Hill it just returns a page with the lyrics to Eazy E’s Real Muthaphuckkin G’s.

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i think we should buy one of their other domain names instead, maybe

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or
large_ultraspoon

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I’m more of a monster spoon

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Looks more like an ultra poon tbh

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the silent hill wiki circumcision guy is definitely what eazy-e would call a “studio gangster”

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I think I’d enjoy a “Welcome to Silent Hill” animated fog splashpage which drops frames. You click on it and when the fog clears, you’re at SB2.

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  1. Collect money from forum posters

  2. Buy domain and migrate SB to it

  3. Wait for Konami to try and buy it back

  4. Upcharge them for massive profit

5a. Distribute massive profits back to forum members

OR

5b. Felix splits town with all the money and lives the rest of his life off the grid in Ibiza. The only net he ever touches again is a fishing net.

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skip all the steps and just distribute the money to forum members instead of a domain for a sucky game

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No no you see, we’re gonna triple our money!

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BUT ITS CRIMBO

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okay i tried using crimbo that way its absolute bullshit i hate crimbo

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The Crimbo is a dance based off what drunk people look like when they are walking backwards, forever falling over, but still moving forward, all at once.

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Derived from “crab limbo”

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Or at least $33 per poster.

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i mean y’all can give me money

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PS4 Minecraft gets free update to Bedrock edition (meaning cross-play with every other version finally).

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but will Sony call Microsoft their good friends in a piece of promotional material they themselves have produced?

this is why Nintendo will be the last platform standing

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I … would co op this

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