brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

LL Cool Allin

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The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats his people as straw dogs.
The sage is not kind. He treats…

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Stamp Collecting for Doomed Nihilists; or, Fated Fatalist Philately

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My friend has had a unfinished script he set aside years ago when he got busy with family stuff, and he’s letting another friend take a crack at making it more filmable, while I’m barely containing ideas about introducing Randy Quaid’s delusions about hollywood star wackers in as a meta textual element and doing some sort of kamen rider/kafka’s metamorphosis mash up that perfectly fits the original theme. If everything wasnt inseparable from his original concept I’d run with it. Ideas yo.

And I have no aspirations about verisimilitude so my idea of what’s filmable pretty much comes down to location. We used dryer lint, off brand Doritos, and a very cartoonishly oversized plastic skull for a “gore” shot in the last one.

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Kafka rider sounds amazing

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When the heat hits your thigh
Like a big bubble eye, that’s norfaire
When the lava seems to burn
Like you took a wrong turn, that’s norfaire

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If I had to propose a doctrine in Christian terms, it would be something like this: At the beginning of time, every human to be was appointed an angel. Christ, as a human being, would have had an angel. But that angel was Lucifer, and Christ lost him when he rebelled and fell. Revelation is about the reunion of Christ and Lucifer and the completion of Christ’s human nature.

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image

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to a white supremacist, this is a “supreme” pizza:

[ picture of the most undercooked, cardboardy cheese pizza from the freezer you can imagine ]

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“Say Yes to the Letts” (8 pm Tuesdays, CBS)
Contestants receive instructions and commands from beloved playwright and character actor Tracy Letts

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He sees you when you’re sleeping
He sees you when you’re awake
He sees you if you’ve been bad or good
He sees you for goodness’ sake!

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NOW SERVING

BEERS | BURGERS | FARTS

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Mars!
Needs!
Piss!

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[thinking about carbon and fossils] time makes fuels of us all…

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Elden Ring: Booty Patrol

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everything changed when the tar nation attacked

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“my girl’s got eye”
Weeze - No One

Human beings want life to exist in a context designed to imbue meaning into it, in which motives are narratively intelligible and intuitions are reliable and the arc of the universe tends towards virtuous outcomes and the development of character. In other words, human beings want life to be fictional. There is a morally acceptable way to give them this. I will give them this.

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can’t stop thinkin about scroontnoo

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