brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

the song gets stuck in my head all the time but I also only hear scrootnoo

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heard this in a dream

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I like to imagine that all the mundane conveniences of modern capitalism were once the ravings of socialist visionaries who thought they would come about through high modernist developments of state. It makes me feel slightly better to imagine that McDonalds was prefigured by Duffy McBombinghand’s pontifications on a people’s hamburger collective in the same way shopping malls came out of a desire to reterritorialize the commons.

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The fact that Aquarius is the only zodiac sign with a Castlevania song really says a lot about society.

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[shaking, crying, overwhelmed by the revelations] Densha de Flow

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The cenobites from hellraiser should go on hot ones

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Indiana Jones and the Big Balls

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BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that the recent ā€œdronesā€ sightings are of extraterrestrial origin. Reports indicate they are seraphim sent by the God to scope out this world before the wrath of His judgment is to be poured out upon it.

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Gig of byte. Meg of man. Jugg of lo. Pizz of pie. Pop of John’s.

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Women have stronger moral intuition because Eve ate more apples

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The Transformers: Dark of the Moon of gay novels.

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I am the first dragon at the hidden beginning in non linear time.

… I’ll be honest, there’s a lot of room for future dragons to improve on.

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Really? You think you can erect your pervert bastard dick at me? Well… I guess it IS Christmas.

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a vietnamese-italian fusion cuisine restaurant called pho-geddaboudit

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they make the alfredo with coconut cream

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micro-dosing on christmas eve, absolutely presentpilled, getting on that xmasset, waitin’ up for that claussy

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stiped staff

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Candy cane killed candy able with a rock sugar to the dome from 16 feet up through an announcer table at hell in a cell 1996

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