brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

ohhh i didnt get it either

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u_u real actual brain garbage deep lore

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I refuse to let this re-enter my brain

I rEfuse!
IREFUse!
No!
(Im losing the fight)

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@lonelyfrontier told this joke earlier this week and it just keep repeating in my head. I think it might be a perfect joke:

Hacksaw Jim Duggan is college educated. His SAT score was 1776.

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see this is great but you also have to let the people know that I fucked this joke up and said 1766 the first time, proving that, unlike Hacksaw Jim Duggan, I am in fact not college educated.

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every time I hear the phrase ā€˜college educated’ a little Bobby the brain in my head just starts laughing maniacally

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He’s called Miles O’Brien but really he’s like 5 feet maybe 6 feet Of Brian

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I like my holidays like I like my boys
Beach

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I want AI that solves problems in a way that rhymes with the most optimistic classical sci fi, resulting in relatively normal and meaningful human existence purged of the excesses of human misery. But if I can’t get that I want AI that farms DNA sequences from compromised DNA testing services, identifies the genes that correspond to transformation fetishes, and grooms an infinite number of sentient simulated people to be fed into TF scenarios, while murdering anyone who opposes it.

people will see a trash strewn street with crumbling buildings and go ā€œah those were the days, before wokeā€

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Drakengard1music.exe

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Teamwork makes the peam work.

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spinal = spine anal

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Actual Mortal Kombat II movie trailer dropped today, which made me think it would be funny if it began with a disclaimer that said, " this is not a sequel to the movie Mortal Kombat. It is an adaptation of the video game Mortal Kombat II"

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I feel almost entirely better emotionally and mentally but still can’t reconcile a sense of meaning with any aspect of the world or my life.

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I have a mashup of this song and the vocals from the chorus of Rachel Platten’s Fight Song stuck in my head on loop, only instead she sings it as ā€œThis is my fart song!ā€

please… somebody help me…

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Ive had to go beyond a like larger or realer ā€œmeaningā€ to just trying to be the version of me that if someone with my sensibilities observed me they would think. Hey they are pretty cool and doing ok.

As for the world? I dont even know. you cant take responsibility for the world. Its got to work itself out

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Someone’s gotta take responsibility for the world

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Toadwork makes the road work.

Brugwork makes the hug work.

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Woad stalk makes the stoles walk

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