brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

Would you call my name
If I schlonged you in heaven

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ā€œAvoid the Clapton – Jimmy Dugan!ā€

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how crimed of you to let me crum

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Homestuck Reference Giger

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Ogre Battle, developed by Quest 64

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This may be a bit harsh, but I don’t think those pyros should get to have access to porno. Not after what they’ve done

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speculative fiction where the balance of power in the world is tied directly to the olympics. like if ted chiang wrote an adaptation of mortal kombat. is this anything

the united states representative broke the long jump record; war is imminent. there’s a conspiracy that they misreported the wind speed that day. the security state mostly consists of an arms race against drug testing

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if you see an abandoned basketball on the side of the road, it’s actually there because someone planted it hoping it would grow into a full-fledged basketball hoop

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That or a an attempted chaos dunk took out all humans around like a hydrogen bomb.

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Ah no, es una pelota.

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man this post reads a bit differently three months later

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I’ve been very restrained at putting forth a positive vision because I think of the world mostly as something that should just be allowed to happen, but things that would be cool are:

  • Vast fleets of airships delivering cargo by onboard drone dispatch
  • Shinkansen everywhere
  • Seastead worthy solar powered individual ships that can modularly connect to form temporary cities
  • Mars and venus settled for synthetic life and AI (tourism for biological life allowed but discouraged due to health and safety issues)
  • Rocket based delivery for medicine and essentials in disaster situations
  • Normalization of two wheeled motorized vehicles, akin to the level of scooter saturation in southeast asia. Exceptionalization of cars.
  • Walk-in clinics for morphological changes including of sex, race, and species
  • Fully immersive VR diplomacy and tourism with simulated worlds reified from fiction
  • Remote tourism via networked synthetic bodies
  • Deathless society via nanomachine saturation
    • Underground cities
  • Undersea cities
  • Normalization of relations with Cetaceans and Corvids (and elephants)
  • Fusion, solar, and hydrogen based energy economy. Green hydrogen based rockets only to allow environmentally sustainable space capacity.
  • Use nanomachines to build cities in days
  • Representative AI governance as the default and overwhelming norm
  • Open source software as the default and overwhelming norm
  • Normalization of cybernetic enhancement
  • Universal open borders (but only open; a border does too much right now, and too much of what it does is evil, but I think a pared down version of a border could be useful for coordination and political settlement)
  • We should do something to make guns cooler but also less dangerous. I’m thinking that could dovetail with nanomachines to produce effective non-lethal weapons like paralysis guns or guns that automatically deconstitute and upload a person’s mind

Insane shit that I sort of want but would have to be in a ā€œfuck the world moodā€ to actually try to get:

  • Morphological alteration weapons (forcibly change people’s species or sex)
  • Bringing non-intelligent apex predator dragons into the world as biological creatures
  • Using nanomachines to enforce just-in-time borders by paralyzing individual muscles or muscle groups in an area of effect
  • Nanomachine based AI assistant in everyone’s head
  • Engineering predation entirely out of all animals including humans; making meat trees or something
  • The government of your country is now just the good guys from whatever the most idealistic fiction of your culture is, in AI form
  • Irreversible uploads (for BDSM purposes, not for causing actual harm purposes)
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im trying to become more eviller in 2025

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If I’m Ferrari, and I hear Ford is trying to vs. me, I’m shitting myself bro

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that’s me in the picture :musical_note:
that’s me i’m that kit, ten :musical_note:
falling off the counter :musical_note:

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ok, so we rake the ā€œsuper-powered boarding schoolā€ trope, but it’s a school for wuxia/xianxia powered martial artists.

also, at some point a particularly powerful student overthrew the faculty and it’s since become a lot like the kowloon walled city under their rule

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trying to imagine what tim henson is going to look like at steve vai’s current age

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but more fighting

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the latin quarter has long been a source of daydream inspiration

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