brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

Navigator of the Slurs

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onlysocks - onlyfans but its only men who won’t take off their socks during sex

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Listen it’s cold out there. I’m not taking off my sweatshirt

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flashing -n- stripping . com, the site for men looking to exclude draughts from their roofs, windows, & doors

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A Vietnamese noodle soup place called Phởck.

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the one by our house is called ‘pho king’ and i’ve felt a lot of neighborhood pride about that
 good spot

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There was a Chinese place by me called Fuxin Kitchen and while I’m sure I have to deliberately mispronounce that to be funny it was still sad when the name changed to Five Star Kitchen. I wonder if it was an ownership change or too many crank calls from local kids

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there’s a restaurant more centrally in the city here called ‘pho king good’

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I passed by a “Pho Qieu” in vancouver a few years ago

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We just have Phoggedaboutit

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All of these are so good

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Pho Ever Young

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Democracy Drops in Distance

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Woah Washington Post could’ve made a 3DS game

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In the final episode of the simpsons a radiation leak is fixed and everyone is cured of their jaundice.

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An astronomical bubble that fills space with air to catch the sound of black holes, then holds it and releases it as a world destroying weapon.

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Junji ito “The Human Chair” spinoff about a massage chair that’s one of those FNAF exoskeletons

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oh, went to Stamford & did Medium Studies + Computer Seance

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L.L. Cool Bean

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