some records are meant to be broken…
single and ready to tingle
singing the awoos at the end of “kennel district” and compulsively added “werewolves of london”
Socialist Apparel
Chucky Double D, double double double double Dee
irritating a broad spectrum of the world population at once by referring to charles’ coronation as the ‘emperor’s quinceañera’
The fancier the hat, the fashier the rat
Oneechanbara Point Never
Toyota Priapus
Duckbilled Priapus
And inside the box he found a Dear John letter and a Fleshlight
Dulcet Tones for the Painfully Alone
Suddenly remembering the movie What Dreams May Come, that it casually and vividly introduces the concept of eternal hell in what is otherwise a sweet and lighthearted movie, and that it then ends with the two adult main characters deciding to get reincarnated. Which is not just a departure from anything like mainstream Christian canon but is also fucking stupid. You made it to heaven! You won! Why would you roll the dice again and risk eternal damnation a second time?
Saw this in theaters with my dad, who after the movie proudly proclaimed that he believed “something like that”, and when I raised this objection he told me to shut up.
the beginning of “cannonball” always makes me think of the wicked witch’s army chanting in wizard of oz “oh-wee-oh oh-oh”
Guy with permanently addled brain from playing too many 4x games: England is distracted with the coronation rituals for a feeble elderly king and France is beset by peasant uprisings. Now is the time for Belgium to begin it’s wars of conquest
Havent seen the movie since I was a kid but in the book (by horror legend Richard Matheson of all people) the hell equivalent isnt eternal, the dude’s wife would only have spent as much time in hell as she spent alive. Makes the idea of choosing reincarnation far less parlous.
sailor giardia
if it was anyone else i’d think it an affectation but since it’s you i thank you for introducing me to what i guess is technically a separate word from ‘perilous’
It’s just the right word sometimes