Surely you mean the Burgundians!
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One must imagine Sisyphus extremely buff and horny
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I am the dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of(dragon of( ⌠)))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Honestly when I first heard this song courtesy of my older sisterâs stereo when I was a kid, I was positive thatâs what they were going for explicitly
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If they can add Natalie Portman and Hayden Christienson from Star Wars episode 3 in Fortnite we can get Adam Driver and Scarlett Johannen from Marriage Story
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Ohio by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young would be a very difficult song to poledance to, but not impossible
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aludogenesis (noun) â a theory that postulates that vidcons originally formed via the interactions of naturally occurring single-use keys, power pellets, cooldown timers, and crates
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If a new Austin Powers-style âcryogenically frozen guy from another era wakes up thirty years laterâ movie came out this year it would be about a guy from the year 1993
I think they should do it
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the year is 1993. baustin flowers is about to get into the The Gap branded cryochamber, but before he does so he stops and stares directly into the camera
he says
â9/11 will never happenâ
he hops into the chamber and the door slides closed
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whatâs up party people, Iâm your mixologist DJ Zero Chill and if I even get one hint of a sniff of Funko from this crowd I swear to god Iâm shutting this freemium concert down and calling your parents
now whoâs ready to get funky
::opening bars of Gary Jules - Mad World x Chicken Dance (Zero Chill Funky Remix) start playing::
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âWhat if AI takes over and doesnât respect anyoneâs preferences, using them as a natural resource for arbitrary selfish ends and destroying the earth?â ask world elites.
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DJ Zero Chill pioneered the use of live AI remixes in the club environment. now in this groundbreaking documentary watch archival footage of it as it happened and see the master truly at play
cut to club basement with pounding house music
DJ in bomb disposal suit is typing
angled close-up of screen
"good techno music 4.5 stars NME 122bmp trending on soundcloud no peircing screams bass basss bassss drop with robot voice attr-robo-voice-text::<now whose chillin>"
zoom on pressing enter, sliding the fader
wide shot of crowd clutching their ears, falling and writhing on the ground
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why am I haunted by this man
get your official merch
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Go home and drift a family van
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ugh god no it would just be all complaining about le wokisme
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Like yeah we can see Bill Maher whenever we want
This notion does make the concept of Austin Powers very funny to me in retrospect. Like wasnât Michael Caine in one of those movies? Same idea
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I mean in its own context Austin Powers was also about le wokisme. Like his whole arc is he expects his bond girl to be pliant and instead sheâs a self-assured girlboss, thatâs actually the character-driven core of the movie.
Mike Meyers is smart enough that a lot of the individual bits land (Michael Caineâs casting is so good and also completely lost on the American audience, lol) and usually the girl power stuff is played at Powersâ expense so itâs all relatively successful if you can tolerate all the 90âs dick and shit and fat guy and tiny guy jokes, but yeah Iâd rather not see a 2023 take on the same premise.
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i think what weâre discovering here is that it is finally time for the return of Austin Powers himself
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