she’d punch him probably
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Any eunuch born after 168 CE can’t cook… all they know is imperial court, beg for mercy, ambition, empress dowager, undermine mandate of heaven & lie
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yeah this is why Smith takes such pleasure in using the name imo
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White Tony
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my two cats, GROMACS and CRISPR,
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“wow, i thought he was just using slang, but no he actually is providing public transportation of a heterosexual variety, frfr no cap”
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i have a coginitive disorder where everything on my outsides reminds me of my insides
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[extremely “it’s not adam and steve” voice] “the bible say we should multiply and replenish the earth, not markiply and replenish the earth!!”
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Super Hexagon: You Won’t Last Five Minutes
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more like Won’t Whedon
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Spotify is almost exactly what copyright laws were intended to destroy
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telling people im “on the speccy” instead of saying i have autism
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Ah yes, a “fan of the zed ecks.”
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building a crack squad of the boys to infiltrate king jame’s bible hq and discreetly replace every instance of “harlot” with “manlet”. whos with me??
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absolutely disgusted by the neo-monarchist, anti-collectivist backsliding of this generation — kids these days would rather shed tears for the kingdom instead of shedding tears for their traumatized comrade Opa-Opa.
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i pronounce you, NaN and wife!
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Sonic’s first name is Sonic, his last name is Knuckles and “and” is his nickname.
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lu bu is the rocco siffredi of the three kingdoms…everyone wants him
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do not pursue Lu Bu… it’ll end in tears
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Axe Body Spray is a beverage. why must I be persecuted for my beliefs
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