brain garbage/mental recycling

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Which Way Gucci Mane

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832

added a gutteral “oh. hell. yeahhhh” to my lexicon

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833

i thought my coworkers was gamer’s, but none of them had ever seen or heard of watch for rolling rocks in 0.5x a presses ;_;

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834

innovative nudity

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835

vagina wishbones

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836

mood dartboard

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ride this body like a wormhole

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838

I thought of a joke:

What did the time traveler say when he got back from assassinating baby Hitler?

“I just caused a brief fuhrer.”

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he was a troubled man, enticed by the anger of the ocean. romanced by its unfettered power, he though, But why should I envy the sea, when as a man I can do anything? and thus he strove to be as the ocean, lurching forward at the behest of strange unknowable urges to crash on bewildered companions, who would look on with ignorant concern as he ebbed away. didn’t they understand? he was as the wave, mighty and rhythmic, pounding a course at the behest of wind and tide. charted so that only the wise (as clearly he was! evidently!) could see.

Please, they beseeched him, turn back from this course. their voices, wracked with sorrow and pity, did not please him. for he was 70% (or more!) water by composition, and it was inevitable that the ocean would recognise him as a peer. his was the right and true path.

he did not for a moment think, Why do they not believe the same?

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840

megan gear solid 2

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841

mobile suit larry

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842

mommy hilfiger

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843

gundam pilot named taliban fossile

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cut to Katz’s Deli
Peach: well how do you know?
DK: I mean, how do I know? I know
Peach: because they transform?
DK: yes, because they transform
Peach: how do you know they’re really transforming?
DK: what are you saying, that they fake getting the powerup?
Peach: it’s possible

pan to Mario a few tables over biting into a pastrami on rye
Mario: Augh! that’s a spicy peppercorn!
Luigi: you ok
Mario: ::medley of hurt/pain noises while rubbing his face, throwing back his head and slapping the table::
Mario: ::SM64 fall noise::
Whomp at nearby table: ::whomp noises to staff, indicating to the sandwich::

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5 second films-like skit:

Anarchist bot, labeled Anarchist Bot: “Smash the state!”
Authoritative looking science guy: “You are the state”
Anarchist bot: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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846

Pike’s Pique

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847

as i’m painfully walking up stairs a day after doing squats: oh! i feel it! i feel the cosmos!

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848

sometimes i think they’re never going to make a lock that defeats that youtube guy

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Courtesy of folding baby clothes and bits of text from designs being visible among the stacks of onesies:

“Mommy’s Sweet Daddy Apple”

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tfw you remember waka flocka flame

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