Riffing off of this:
“We milked this titty”
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doomguy twink death
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ate a lozenge and then an antacid and had a brief anxious image of the chemical mixture causing my whole throat to blow out like the guy’s head in scanners
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gadzooks is short for God’s Ooks
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as a kid I theorized Gadzooks was what one yells when surprised by Godzilla and maybes thats the real origin of his name
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A man who has come here with the power of a Chad… A man who would come here as a virgin…
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melee pistols for gunkata that shoot ki blasts that dissipate 30-50 cm out of the barrel
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so kino its actually lorber
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Let him cook (his baklava is delicious, please don’t stop him)
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tired:
wired: cute, sexy, horny
inspired: gentle lesbians holding hands
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come on and slam
and welcome to the back of my dragula
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100% Bathroom
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Strictly bathroom.
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Strictly Cum Bathroom
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james spader vs james nuterdim
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neo’s given last name is “anderson”, which is from the greek andreios, which means “manly.” so “son of man”, both an on the nose reference to jesus christ and maybe an oblique reference to gender identity. it took me 25 years to realize this
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sexuality nerds or nerd sexuality
which is worse
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the food truck is a little-known place where you can buy a burger
food truck, baby food truck
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what if sailor jupiter met macron
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