inventing a guy in my head rn whose wardrobe consists primarily of merchandise for failed '00s social media sites
(i am tempted to make that guy me)
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Alright I really need to get this one out of my brain.
Your mom gave me some GEODESIC DOME last night.
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something something filled her buckminster?
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horny on drugs
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jack offaton
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stick that in your pipe and fuck it
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the nameās Bonk. Honk Bonk.
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apparntly the village where i grew up is currently under attack from an evil bird?
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User title idea: public enemy no. 1 of mineral town
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honestly, if i woke up tomorrow with no toenails, iād be fucking thrilled.
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you know why programmers always confuse halloween and christmas?
me neither. sounds pretty stupid to me tbh
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what else is in the quiches of peaches
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two pies for every girl
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De stinky 
The Taken King
everyone wants to talk about game lore, but nobody wants to talk about: Peter Lorre
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Iām actually surprised there isnāt a Peter Lorre stand-in in any of the Souls games yet, itās such a natural fit
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the only peter lorre stand in youāll find in RPGs is at selectbuttonās own No Rangers Allowed, where I do a terrible peter lorre impression to play the part of a puzzle weasel
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oh wait I also played a halfling named hermengeildo who was a total peter lorre riff, like what if peter lorre starred in uncut gems
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blood orange juice, with or without bloody pulp
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