If the past is a foreign country then modern english is a regional accent
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Revolutionary Girl Urethra
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Teddy and the Cruzers
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im tired of rappers being “young” and “lil”. i want them to be “old (dirty)” and “BIG” again.
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Link’s Potty Training
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no matter how greacelessly I age, my rap name will always be Young Buscemi, with a possibility of Jung Buscemi sometime in the future
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My Little Kony (2012)
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We really gotta fucking stop Kony
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Instead of saying i burned food, I’m gonna start saying i crunchatized it
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immanentize the escrunchatization
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Crunchatize me, 'Cania!
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No one can stop Mr Kony, no.
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Skeletons are only visible during October. If you see a skeleton it means you are in October, and you should act accordingly.
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You let me Saturate you
You let me peel and grate you
You let me feed and sate you
Please let me entertain you
Help Me!
Did I over cook this broccoli?!
Help me!
I have no way to tell!
Help Me!
The only thing that works for me…!
Feeding it to somebody else!
I wanna fork you like a vegetable!
I wanna see if youre cooked inside.
I wanna fork you like a vegetable!
This whole dish is still raw?!
get that away from my maw!!
You can help my presentation!
You arrange the plate that I bring!
Please forgive my absence of cake!
I don’t like to eat sweet things!
Help me!
These leaks are unseasoned
Help me!
This sucks I can tell!
Help me!
You cook so perfect?!
Then eat something from somebody else!
I wanna fork you like a vegetable!
I wanna see if your cooked inside.
I wanna fork you like a vegetable!
This whole dish is still raw?!
get that away from my maw!!
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“It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which I have left as an exercise to the reader.” – Pierre de Fermat, 1637 (probably)
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I’m going to use that last bit for all my claims from now on.
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parable of the shower (about someone who is not a grower)
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alternate universe where digg survived and beat reddit, where in practice the only substantiative difference besides that is that the shovel knight kickstarter failed because people thought it was a shallow attempt to pander to digg users
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