brain garbage/mental recycling

they have fries in all the styles: on top, doggy, and normal

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the com in .com stands for corn

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Damn. Maybe one day .corn will be a TLD.

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big shirts create small men
small men create small shirts
small shirts create big men
big men create big shirts

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i HATE pissing

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a “Top 10 Greatest Computers of All Time” list that’s just 10 identical machines with current-day top of the line parts in different cases

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me on the way to the office snack cupboard, to the tune of Village People’s Macho Man:

biscuit, biscuit time
I’m gonna do, a biscuit crime

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alt.net.tarantintoes

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just overheard someone on the phone saying “it’s the milf herself” in a friendly tone

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Trying to decide if it would be good or bad of they started doing traffic court in Meta. Best I can come up with is it would be appropriate

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Urethra be kidding me

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“gurt” is a strong contender for the the least pleasant possible suffix in the english language

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cellar doorgurt

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you gotta live long enough to die

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So what you’re saying is I need to give up my dreams of starting a Mongolian themed yogurt franchise; The 'Gurt Yurt?

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Gurt malurt

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anyone else familiar with “giggle gert”? (i would’ve spelt it “girt” or “gurt” but my mum said it was spelled “gert” idk)

Old Gurty Bastard

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i wish someone would shave out my paw pads and sanitary areas.

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unlike final fantasy, u kno the people who made the last story had artistic integrity because they only made one of them

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