they have fries in all the styles: on top, doggy, and normal
the com in .com stands for corn
Damn. Maybe one day .corn will be a TLD.
big shirts create small men
small men create small shirts
small shirts create big men
big men create big shirts
i HATE pissing
a âTop 10 Greatest Computers of All Timeâ list thatâs just 10 identical machines with current-day top of the line parts in different cases
me on the way to the office snack cupboard, to the tune of Village Peopleâs Macho Man:
biscuit, biscuit time
Iâm gonna do, a biscuit crime
alt.net.tarantintoes
just overheard someone on the phone saying âitâs the milf herselfâ in a friendly tone
Trying to decide if it would be good or bad of they started doing traffic court in Meta. Best I can come up with is it would be appropriate
Urethra be kidding me
âgurtâ is a strong contender for the the least pleasant possible suffix in the english language
cellar doorgurt
you gotta live long enough to die
So what youâre saying is I need to give up my dreams of starting a Mongolian themed yogurt franchise; The 'Gurt Yurt?
Gurt malurt
anyone else familiar with âgiggle gertâ? (i wouldâve spelt it âgirtâ or âgurtâ but my mum said it was spelled âgertâ idk)
Old Gurty Bastard
i wish someone would shave out my paw pads and sanitary areas.
unlike final fantasy, u kno the people who made the last story had artistic integrity because they only made one of them