I posted about Batman ARKHAM KNIGHT in the games you wot played today thread because ive been playing it for the past few days but I actually have a few more thoughts about it beyond just a couple of jokey musings
I have been playing these games since the first one came out. I practically devoured it. Remember the little swirls of bats that surrounded you when you leveled up? Remember hunting someone through an open area until you finally corner them and they’re howling like a lunatic and letting bursts of machine gun fire off at the slightest provocation? Remember how the game awkwardly divvied up combat between the small diorama setpieces of stealth and the larger featureless open arenas of man punching?
Remember when Arkham City came out and hey, Rocksteady, why are your design sensibilities so weird? Why are we teased with this normal looking seedy metropolis skybox on the fringes of our game-world and instead given a heap of rusted metal and neon, impossible to navigate and seldom utilized in interesting ways? Yo like: Why is our one method of rapid transportation all about skipping over massive chunks of the world you have created? What does it say thematically that in your version of this mythos, Batman does not swing through the city, but must constantly put himself above it?
Arkham City made everything deeper and gave us more and that seems to be what you doubled down on with each iteration of this franchise. More villains, more Alfred/Bruce dynamic, more of Commissioner Gordon’s bizarre super fit grandpa design. More Joker. So much Joker! I guess it’s true what they say that Batman only has one interesting villain. You really don’t like Robin do you, considering you decided to go with the chris o’donnel version
Across Arkham Asylum and Arkham city I noticed within the first few hours of ARKHAM KNIGHT all of these games have that word in their subtitle jesus Christ anyway uh
we never as players really learn anything about the batman in your mythos? you just take our familiarity for the explanation in and of itself: batman is not a character but he is also never utilized as a force of nature interrupting the way the world works because we have to sift through upgrade menus before we can do anything.
Yo like: Remember how you got the best Batman voice actor of all time and then gave him no characterization? Rocksteady hey did you know the reason people like Kevin Conroy is that the animated series actually gets heavily into the way batman thinks and rationalizes the world around him and then you just made sure every line of dialogue the man says is him demanding something from someone else what’s going on with that. what’s uh what’s going on there.
Remember when you found new and intriguing ways to somehow sexualize Catwoman to uncomfortable degrees not even really found in Western Dudebro Comics and she has a move where she literally kisses a guy on the mouth and then kicks them in the dick because of course we have to show she’s a powerful female that way? Yo speaking of Women in Videogames what’s up with the way you focused on Batman and Joker’s relationship but conveniently glossed over how harmful and abusive Joker and Harley Quinn’s relationship is which is a big deal in the comics
The reveal near the end of Batman: Arkham Knight is that the titular Arkham Knight is Jason Todd, the second Robin who was killed by the joker. Jason Todd never shows up in an earlier Arkham Game. The one Robin who does was basically DLC first for combat missions only and then also you put him in the game in a sequence where Batman tells him off and to not get involved. Am I supposed to be emotionally shocked that Jason Todd is the villain? I never even fuckin’ saw him in your game before. What’s wrong with you? Why would you do that?
Arkham Knight if the stakes are so high in Batman needing to save Gotham City Tonight then yo why are all the people gone? Why are there no innocent lives to save or lose or struggle and fail with and around? Am I protecting Gotham City or am I protecting the bourgeoisie rule over the property in Gotham City?
Oh and Uh remember how you managed to still put the Joker in this one? fuck you