And the Game Award for Best Debut Esports Performance Direction by an Anticipated Human goes to...

Can’t believe we still mess about with these Molyneux-esque pitches. Explain it concisely or get to the trailer. I am internalising the wrap it up ideology

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God you gotta feel for Sean Murray, given how announcing and then releasing No Man’s Sky went, initially.

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A “multiplayer, procedural, unexplored, fantasy Earth”. Like No Man’s Sky but a single planet instead of a universe, I guess. Looks cool.

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To be fair it’s No Man’s Sky geometry but you might not know that if you haven’t play it.

more geometry while this guy talks about his torn achilles

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That’s Ken…

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the Game Awards are a great place for celebs who are Friends of Geoff to mug it out onstage while they quickly skim through awards

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We can’t wrap up any faster than this cap’n, the broadcast won’t take it!

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can’t believe how long this is esp given how little time is actually spent towards the awards part

The Character Who Ruined Revelator Is Coming To Strive!

#thegameannouncements

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I should probably just go to bed at this point. Someone DM me if they announce Sunset Overdrive 2. Maybe it’ll happen.

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FF16 DLC is a painful announcement. That game’s side content is long enough already

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Geoff you cannot say “Titanfall” like that, like it’s a hint, my heart is too battered from years of fakeouts…

nooooo stop they’ve gutted ff14 enough for that shitheap!!!

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Christopher Judge clowning on Call of Duty is even funnier now with this Call of Duty guy as an official guest

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I guess to be fair he was one of the Infinity Ward guys that was notoriously ousted by Activision, so he hasn’t been COD anything for a minute.

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It’s funny when you see these trailers of the top Fortnite custom maps, and then the reality of what’s up top - a map called “Octo Game” that’s some sorta Squid Game thing, and a real ramshackle obstacle course map.