Achilles wonders aloud what the sea makes of all their mortal struggles
ask ur mom dude
Achilles loved stabbing unarmed people in the gut until a spunky lady named Briseis tried to hit him with a stick and turned his glower into [a] power[ful bonner]!
âFirst time Iâve seen you take a spoil!â -Menalaus, to Achilles, as if to make the viewer think better of him because he only took this one slave this one time because she is special
âI didnât spare you because I wanted a slave. I spared you because I thought you deserved to live.â
good guy Achilles
at least this show lets achilles be gay which makes it automatically better than troy (2004)
achilles, patroclus and briseis all on the beach making out 2gether
achilles and patroclus lounge in the tent wearing leather jerkins
why is everyone wearing so much leather all the time
Leather is the Official Ancient Fabric
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ancient peoples placed no value on the life and parts of livestock they slaughtered them for clothing alone and left the meat to rot
âno other animal produces milk we would care to make into food for consumptionâ -the Achaeans
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Oh wow I did this the other way around
hey itâs still directed by that guy who is not an action director and cannot direct action gr8 news
Iâm kinda surprised this didnât turn into a series of movies. I mean, years ago.
What the hell is going on in that preview image
Someone did that trick were you hold up two fingers and say âfollow these with your eyesâ and then you trick them into going crosseyed
