THIS SHOW’S VERSION OF SPARTA APPEARS TO HAVE A DEFENSIVE WALL IN A BRIEF INCIDENTAL SHOT WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THI
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“So… How did you two get together?”
really captures the spirit and poetry of Homer
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paris thrusts endlessly into helen
intercut with his sister cassandra’s restless slumber
I’m so sorry for obligating you to have this experience
only seven episodes to go!
Hecuba finally gets lines in the second episode I thought she was just going to sit in bed looking haunted forever despite being played by the only recognizable actor in the whole cast
diomedes looks like a chump
odysseus looks like sean bean and nic cage had a babby then the babby grew up and a wax figure was made in its likeness
paris’ thrusts into helen are now intercut with agamemnon sacrificing his daughter on the beach
incredible motif they’re building across episodes
hoping for some sort of thinkpiece on this dude’s pistoning buttocks
there’s so much leather with weird other bits of leather attached to it and so many rivets
achilles has asymmetrical shoulder pads in this scene
characters run screaming at one another in big loose lines battle
Achilles impassively throws a spear back at a guy and hits him in the back of the head and the spear comes out his gasping mouth but the greeks are in retreat for the night
weird paris isn’t thrusting right now
I am seething with Achillean rage
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One year into the siege of Troy, Priam announces grain rationing.
I guess they had to indicate passing time somehow but why during this conversation why link the two why make them wait so absurdly long to
Paris helps with tunneling 'cause he just can’t stand there and watch then it’s SEXY BATH TIME
(he is not shown thrusting tho)
attributing Zapata quotes to Priam #wow #woah
Achilles scornful of wrasslin’ in Agamemnon’s tent