AGDQ '20: AGDQ 10 US

the trauma center run is 3 hours long. everyone in the audience has left

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lol @ this guy on the couch saying “I was going to reference Howard Dean but no one knows who that is”

how soon we all forget

In case y’all missed it: the best piece of Destiny, done quick

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wait they did vault of glass too??

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:zzz:

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Wait, so that thing I accidentally killed the first boss with in our PS4 clan Last Wish attempt was actually a speedrun strat?

Yeah! We tried using Anarchy to do it last night but it’s easy enough to do it legit if you’re not in a hurry now.

OK, to not be dismissive:

Last Wish is everything great about Destiny firing on all cylinders. The Wall of Wishes as an in-game diegetical cheat code system, the chilling writing on the gear descriptions, the gorgeous geode motif art direction, the encounters varying from holding down points to being frantically on the move, the gear feeling like you’ve really raided a power you shouldn’t have, the music driving everything and vamping throughout encounters, and the event where the initial team completing the raid let the wish dragon curse the city and set up the next act of the story.

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ok that ending was just chef’s kiss

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Mannn I missed screencapping the moment where Spikevegeta was nearly slain by the guy with the white gloves weilding the master sword.

Anyone know how I can get a pic of that?

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spikevegeta always wears silk boxers

red bull

last year only one person drank a redbull from the mini fridge

i haven’t seen anyone try to this year

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want to become a runner just to get on the stage and start pulling red bulls out of the little fridge and stuffing them into my pockets until I run out of space then

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just screaming, mouth wide, pouring red bulls all over your face while shaking your head, emptying can after can until your cookie monster strategy finally gets you a buzz

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refusing to wash my hands or indeed any part of my body before I pick up the controller and “go” “on”

the cans in my back pockets squeezed between my butt and the provided chair burst open soaking my pants

soaking the chair

soaking the floor

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“I’m not sure if I took insulin for this, can someone check the tape?”

“I think my bloodsugar’s getting high”

you wipe your filthy unwashed hands off on your pants, but they just get wet and sticky with more ENERGY

“I cannot pause in the sacred run! does anyone know how to work this particular model of very sticky insulin pump? you have my permission to pull it out of my pocket”

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