i wish a single thing on this hell planet could make me as happy as seeing tom cruise sitting on a train makes the teens in that car
brucespolitation continues. i wonder if theyāre gonna deepfake it
monster hunter was pulled from chinese theaters after one day because it contains a schoolyard level āchi-kneesā joke which is maybe the funniest way this could have gone
i mean on one hand this movie looks like it is made by a castle doctrine ass āam i being detainedā incel with a thin blue line flag punisher skull on a baseball cap but on the other hand bob odenkirk
Falling Down 2
first half: oh god bob has gone full death wish reactionary
second half: wait itās just john wick with bob instead of keanu whose fuckin idea was this
still holding out hope that this is actually a feature length adaptation of the mr show sketch where he gets in a fight with a guy in a bar and ends up marrying him
Wait, Brendan Fraser is making movies again?
i desperately want to watch this. wish we could get evangelical rip offs of every moderately successful action movie. fuck, evangelical fast and furious practically writes itself!
always be a baby
never be a gun
finally a movie that explores the acute and long-term trauma of Daily Statham-Contact Stress
itās amazing that this is a guy ritchie movie, jason statham has really come full circle
Remember when Jason Statham made fun of people for having guns. Dang
New Taylor Sheridan.
Also, another new Taylor Sheridan script with Stefano Sollima directing once again. Based on a Tom Clancy novel and co-written with someone whose only real major prior writing credits areā¦ Lair and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
You know I keep thinking I am prepared for the pop cultural reflections of our decaying civilization but āaction thriller set in a Western wildfireā took me by surprise