ACTION 5 NEWS with Chuck Scarsdale

it’s £60 here
so is botw lol

i’m reluctant to buy in at release anyway because you have to think about the other cash beneficiary from zeldo trailers: the yuzu patreon

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FogLHPlXsAEAtkD

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You can always just use the vouchers if you have the online subscription. I keep forgetting about those, but it’s a pretty decent discount for 2 games at TOTK’s price

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Ugh that is dog shit

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https://mobile.twitter.com/sobakiriuchiba finding out one of the main actors in Siren has a Soba place in Shinagawa

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IIRC this game has natural, built-in speedrunning because you get like an Unique Milk Card at the beginning of the game and you have to hand it over to another guy 10 hours in for a sidequest before it turns into a Cheese Card or something

Hope we get some 3x battle speed option in there because these were some of the slowest battles in all of JRPGs

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why does every one of these motherfuckers hate the entire concept of art. i can’t believe i’m still waiting for the crackback to all this shit!

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I stand alone

I stan Samus’s new ass armor

(I’m going to assume any Metroid-related visual design choices are done by Nintendo holding a gun to Retro’s head, like with MP3 putting in Zero Mission Samus)

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aren’t we usually mad at Nintendo for removing asses?

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nintendo bringing back the $100 pair of vouchers in the us for their first $70 game is p clever, and definitely the best way to pick up the game, but i’m not sure if i’m gonna find another game i wanna pick up with the other voucher

yeah I was thinking if I woulda waited to get splatoon maybe but I just don’t know that I need another one of these at this point

i might bite on pikmin 4

as much as i haven’t really been thinking about it, it is pretty wild that botw2 is out in a few months

is this like the biggest gap between zeldas? feels long

it is! not by too much though, dependiing on whether we count a link between worlds. if we’re just counting the big console releases, skyward sword released in november of 2011 and breath of the wild in march 2017. so i guess 6 years and 2 months versus 5 years and 3 months.

i only looked this up because i was bored.

my wife has been anxiously awaiting this game since she played through botw the first time in early 2021. she has since played botw twice through and is on her fourth playthrough. only 3d zelda she’s ever gotten into. was really glad to see the release date is still on. i’m worried for her though. i have hopes that botw2 is good, but she’s not used to the zelda disappointment cycle like i am.

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Six years since Mario Odyssey and not a damn peep!

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Half expecting the Mario reveal to be that now he’s part of a ragtag team of quirky badasses, each with their own set of powerful abilities, in the elite detective security agency force of the virtual simulated mushroom kingdom’s destroyed fiefdom future

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the Switch has been the generation where Nintendo has embraced the ass

seeing as they let Omega Labyrinth W get published on the Switch uncensored, they’re pro boobs too

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oh

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didn’t know there was a 3rd earthworm jim.

Not sure I knew about the 2nd one either

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