ACTION 5 NEWS with Chuck Scarsdale

i’ve just come to expect new characters/weapons coming out hot to get people to purchase knowing they’ll be reigned in a couple patches later
these are the times
patch notes are Content

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Because the most basic form, the one that breaks with character changes, is super easy to implement (sharing most if not all features with netcode, a multiplayer match conceptually being “a replay of the match you’d be having with your opponent playing on the same machine”) and also an invaluable debugging tool.

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zojoi/beyond-shadowgate

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oh no that looks tedious as hell

I take back everything I’ve said about PSVR2. The entire thing is now worth it. BRB, going to go pre-order one.

The fact that Sega decided Cosmic Smash is worth creating a (absolutely sick) teaser site for in 2023 is amazing. I guess good things do happen sometimes!

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OH MY GOD VR COSMIC SMASH ahh I hope the announcer has 100 new phrases

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next level… cosmic bus 420… drink pepsi

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There’s been a sudden increase in Energy costs here which is already made two arcades I follow on twitter say “this is it we can’t afford this.”

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WORLDWIDE

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i love that in the past year no less than 5 guys with classified military clearance have gotten upset enough about people talking out of their ass about aircraft design performance on the official forums that they release state secrets in a rage. The internet would have been insane during the Cold War, they would not have been able to keep a lid on fuckin anything if people got into trolling

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OHHHHHHHHHHH BABY IM BATMAN OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH

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Spiro Agnew, sneering, uploading the full specs of the F4 Phantom to own the infuriatingly smug IronCross88

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Plot twist: IronCross88 is H.R. Haldeman

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have I ever told you both about my screenplay for Patton 2

he comes back and haunts/emasculates all the presidents but it’s love at first sight with him and Nixon and there’s a really steamy sex scene like in Ghost

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looks like there might be a demon’s tilt sequel coming

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i am still astounded that the switch version is the only one with online multiplayer just truly wild how these companies work

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can’t stop laughing at the fact that they needed permission from Sony Music Publishing to use the bond theme lmao

this whole thing is a legal nightmare

bless whatever poor soul who managed to get all these stars to align

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