ACTION 5 NEWS with Chuck Scarsdale

BREAKING: Nintendo executives claim to have been visited by the ghost of Gunpei Yokoi, saying that now is the time to think laterally about the withered technology of the blockchain.

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This fork rejoins into a single road 100 ft in

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Really chasing those Paradise Killer dollars I see

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Still pretty mad they don’t just let me use a third party XAC but I guess I’ll buy this now :roll_eyes:

Basically looks like an XAC with a radial layout in split configuration with more base buttons and analog sticks.

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Was completely turned off by Three Houses’ color palette and lack of visual clarity, so I’m glad Engage is finally back to something reasonable again.

It’s been really weird seeing Mika Pikazo go from the in house artist for diverse system (I went to an exhibition of there’s in 2014 that was sparsely attended) to a vtuber with a million twitter followers and now this.

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I am definitely pumped to play Hakos Baelz Simulator 2023. Play dice indeed

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fire emblem is a weird one for me because i love the genre in theory and should be hype for pretty much anything coming out of it but these things are a massive turn off and i caught myself thinking “why is fire emblem more popular than this lol” several times while inhaling tictacs ogre last month

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the people have voted and decided to reject political intrigue and embrace making anime babies

maybe now that world politics are not as turbulent, I might be able to enjoy FFT

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My inclination is the lack of permadeath has been a big boon to it’s popularity. Being able to turn that off meant a lot of folks who were stressed out about getting softlocked have games a try they otherwise wouldn’t have.

It certainly was what got me to try awakening, and it would be too surprising if I wasn’t the only one?

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reborn is very forgiving and i think you’d have to try really hard to get softlocked or lose anyone to permadeath, worth a look if that’s something that has put you off

I’m interested in giving tactics Ogre a shot someday, sure!

I was more speculating as to what shot fire emblem’s popularity so high than comparing it directly to the new game. I kinda don’t see that aspect of it brought up as much as the anime vibes.

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Did they ever bring back the bird people or make any other not quite human races apart from dragons?

My poor baby Shining Force coulda been a contender

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So my random game name cataloging days are done but every so often I come across one that is random enough that I can’t not share, even if the game itself looks poor.

What gets me about Scientifically Accurate Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2022: American Revolution 1775 - 1786 is that, from the store page…

…it is fairly evident they are just winging it (or I missed the part about rain forests in history class) and yet…


…This is seemingly both completely accurate and beyond standard level dino knowledge. Most would BS their way through either both or neither aspects, the true chaos choice is going with just one.

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Hey the bad Let It Die Battle Royale with the bad name didn’t survive.

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Wow they’re really gonna … let it die

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they should have taken my advice and released a version of the original that wasn’t free to play :pensive:

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