ACTION 5 NEWS with Chuck Scarsdale

back in my day we had REAL capitalist TCG money sinks! And we liked them!
downlo12ad

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Words cannot express how much I despise this shit

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Remember Yggdra Union???

Remember the PREQUEL to Yggdra Union???

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You cannot make a new Doom game 25 years after the first one and just call it Doom! Again!! Fuck!!!

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hey Cuba

letā€™s storm the Microsoft branding offices and end their reign of terror

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Not before we stop by WB. That branding bible is seared into my soul. The concept of meaning demands vengeance

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I have homework for you

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This will be on the test.

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One of the only things in my real life that ever made me feel like I was failing a Call of Cthulu sanity roll

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this is at least 1/4th as offensive than the shit Iā€™ve read.

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Glad there was the time in my life that I played Sting games.

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seriously considering for a moment, what would be a DOOM game name that would get greenlit by obnoxious rich white old men in boardrooms that donā€™t even know what a gameā„¢ is, and never touched one with a pole:

Doom 2
Doom Two
Doom Too
DOUBLE DOOM
DOOMERS (fly on the wall moment: whole board laughing because they GET IT, while everyone is award that they have no idea what it means and what the target audience would think about it)
2 DOOM 2 GLOOM (can we get Vin Diesel? someone sign him now!)
DOOMSDAY (ditched because nobody can fathom what to do with that pitch)


j/k-titles Iā€™d never get pitched past said board:
Doomins
Doominatrix
:tarothink:

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DooooM

MooD

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DooD

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I didnā€™t pay attention to the byline before linking because everything on Kotaku is a giant amorphous blob of questionable taste to me anyway but yeah that tracks

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didnā€™t even check the article but felt confident off the title alone this was some sisi nonsense

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TRPG by Adglobe, who developed Ender Lilies with Live Wire (Harvestella and the Cave and Radiant Silvergun ports for Switch). Adglobe is a Japanese company, but from what I can tell, Ender Lilies was developed by their Montreal studio. Not sure if that goes for this game too.

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if thereā€™s something on Kotaku and itā€™s about Genshin, she wrote it

I would be more shocked if someone else there wrote anything positive about any game trafficing in gacha or loot boxes at this point

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