back in my day we had REAL capitalist TCG money sinks! And we liked them!
Words cannot express how much I despise this shit
Remember Yggdra Union???
Remember the PREQUEL to Yggdra Union???
You cannot make a new Doom game 25 years after the first one and just call it Doom! Again!! Fuck!!!
hey Cuba
letās storm the Microsoft branding offices and end their reign of terror
Not before we stop by WB. That branding bible is seared into my soul. The concept of meaning demands vengeance
One of the only things in my real life that ever made me feel like I was failing a Call of Cthulu sanity roll
this is at least 1/4th as offensive than the shit Iāve read.
Glad there was the time in my life that I played Sting games.
seriously considering for a moment, what would be a DOOM game name that would get greenlit by obnoxious rich white old men in boardrooms that donāt even know what a gameā¢ is, and never touched one with a pole:
Doom 2
Doom Two
Doom Too
DOUBLE DOOM
DOOMERS (fly on the wall moment: whole board laughing because they GET IT, while everyone is award that they have no idea what it means and what the target audience would think about it)
2 DOOM 2 GLOOM (can we get Vin Diesel? someone sign him now!)
DOOMSDAY (ditched because nobody can fathom what to do with that pitch)
j/k-titles Iād never get pitched past said board:
Doomins
Doominatrix
DooooM
MooD
DooD
I didnāt pay attention to the byline before linking because everything on Kotaku is a giant amorphous blob of questionable taste to me anyway but yeah that tracks
didnāt even check the article but felt confident off the title alone this was some sisi nonsense
TRPG by Adglobe, who developed Ender Lilies with Live Wire (Harvestella and the Cave and Radiant Silvergun ports for Switch). Adglobe is a Japanese company, but from what I can tell, Ender Lilies was developed by their Montreal studio. Not sure if that goes for this game too.
if thereās something on Kotaku and itās about Genshin, she wrote it
I would be more shocked if someone else there wrote anything positive about any game trafficing in gacha or loot boxes at this point