20k usd worth of shares for the announcement of some mobile game? in america insider trading is a given, every fucking senator does it publicly with impunity, and they don’t do it over some video game. free yuji naka.
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yuji knackered
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Persona 5 Royal is already 30% off on Switch aussie eShop lol. Too bad if you were of the people who paid 100 bucks on release day 2 weeks ago i guess
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Wasn’t Yuji Naka publicly saying negative things about Square management recently? Inside job taking him down imo
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Super circuit had some pretty decent tracks, glad theyre getting one of the better ones (and maple treeway)
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A ringing endorsement of any media, requiring recreational drugs to get the best experience.
if bladerunner had sex with rick and morty
I dont think there’s anything in this game that’s going to get my attention, since it’s very much a Justin Roiland Product. This feels very much like something that would be a PSP exclusive if it were released in like 2006 or something.
I cannot come up with a reason why I find this stuff so offputting but I think the only word I can muster that sums it up is “reddit”
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that’s all it is.
it’s not even like, an interesting trainwreck. just profoundly bland despite how hard it’s trying.
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i really hope they’ve been accidentally calling robbins alex around the office. easily the funniest thing i’ve seen about this game
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A story-based fps metroidvania doesn’t seem like a particularly good type of game to play high…I think they should’ve thought harder if that was their agenda.
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the last time I got uncomfortably high (you know, when you google “how to get un-high”) I decided to play Assetto Corsa, specifically to drive around the Nurburgring, in an attempt to get my brain to focus. It did not work.
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Well the inevitable finally happened: someone decided to make a Halloween-esque Jet Set Radio about a witch.
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Excuse me, the witch is riding a skateboard. This is clearly a Halloween-esque Yanya Caballista.
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Spit my fucking coffee that grand master finally has a (legal) port.
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Finally, tetris: the grand master ACE for a new generation
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noooo don’t curse it
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bringing TERROR-INSTINCT to your home at long last! 
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I can’t find the what you did today thread so you get it here in the news thread
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY THAT’S THE NEWS
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Happy Birthday.
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