A Boy Takes A Gap Year In China

old game i didn’t play should be like game i did play

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The best reviews of this game basically say, “This is, somehow, exactly the game that would have been released 17 years ago. And that’s kind of miraculous. That doesn’t make it good, but does that even matter?”

I just adore the fact that Shenmue is significantly older now than the time period that Shenmue exists to be nostalgic for, in respect to Shenmue.

And that somehow… game design really hasn’t changed that much, except to get a little less awkward?

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shenmue is good

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I mean. “Good” is a weird thing to say about anything.

But Shenmue is transcendent, certainly.

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wanker

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shenume is a bad game, but a great experience.

shenmue is a good game

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the way people talk about shenmue makes no sense to me, like it’s still allowed to be a good game even if it is weird and perpetually trapped in 1999 with all that entails

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Shemue doesn’t give a fuck what you think.

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shenmue is a great experience, soap opera and game for girls. shenmue is good! shenmue knows exactly what it is!

i agree with aderack though, it doesnt matter what i think! shenmue will keep going despite all of us, despite every review. shenmue will always be shenmue and theres nothing we can do about it


how many cows named shenMOO do you think there are? i think there are at least 3

THERES ONE IN FUR FIGHTERS!!

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the only shenmue take that makes me actively mad is “just play yakuza instead, its shenmue but better”

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Not enough sailors.

Speaking of which, someone really missed a beat that year with Seaman cross-promotion.

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Shenmue is the best game about a dude who doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions. Also about how you need the people around you, which it specifically goes about showing by having Ryo reject everyone around him.

It’s so good.

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so what’s the deal with shenmue 3, select button. it’s on sale at epic and I got a $10 off coupon thing too, decisions must be made.

It’s been sitting on my mantle for like 2 months because getting through the kowloon section of Shenmue 2 is something I gotta get my brain in the right place for, and it is not there most times.

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No rush to play a Shenmue game. It took me 15+ years to beat Shenmue 2.

Keep reading this as “the select button,” which tickles me in the same way as “the nine inch nails.”

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I am slowly eking my way through it. I mainly chop wood and do rooster steps.

Shenmue 3 is love.

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Boxart Bulletpoints.

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Shenmue 3 is pretty bad.

Maybe y’all like games about collecting [food] to refill your [health] that is constantly depleting so then you have to do flash banner games to get stronger so you can fail for the 5th time at a worse than Virtua Fighter 1 battle system.

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