10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

i’m on it

boz left tho

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My steam store description that says “ Inclusive, tasteful approach to gender and sexuality” has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my steam store description

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really love the ultima takeoff, feel like that’s extremely rare and they pull it off so well

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In trying to learn about this from Twitter I did indeed find teenagers litigating various things about the game before it came out including whether characters look too young (?), so, yeah, this is spot on.

And then I found this art and I feel obliged to give it the time of day because they have my number


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Speaking of twitter

Get his ass, SonicFox

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Like… I’m pretty sure this is a game about romancing and banging swords, I’m not sure one needs to worry about being tasteful.

I’m convinced now that tasteful essentially means non-explicit (it’s on the Switch) but what a weird loaded choice of words.

Hey, it’s on game pass!

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“tasteful” is like the “wholesome” of games where people fuck

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I’ve been thinking about that in the back of my mind - they published Pupperazzi - but this is aggressively weird off the bat (lifting the weapon-people premise from Soul Eater, for one thing) and probably about as cheesecake for the rapier that turns into Fabio as a Nintendo eShop game can be.

The other lens that comes to mind from the first 30 minutes or so is a reaction to Persona that doesn’t take to camera and say you can stop being gay at will.

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I like my porn games hole-some tbh

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going to make my otome game cover be a mirror. loading screens will be pitch black with “LOOK AT YOURSELF” repeated.

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ok but where does this fit in the sonic timeline??

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All white loading screens burn your eyes and wake up babies you monsters.

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I used to love getting danked and driving across the entire San Andreas map on a dirt bike at full speed.

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I feel like most people will note enjoy these games when they are coming off playing GTAV and RDR2. It might be hard to see the good of them even with graphics updates? Hmm.

that word ‘babies’ does instantly blow your cover, you are not their target audience :no_good_man:

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Does RoboCop vs Terminator for Sega Genesis count?
You play as RoboCop and it is a good game.
Not sure it is a good ‘RoboCop game’.

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i mean i always loved encountering the arcade Robocop as a kid, but it doesn’t hold up well as a thing to play in your home imo

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ivy (coquette) is one of my best friends and i can assure you that when she finally does the hardcore armored core for answer-like she’s always talked about wanting to make it will be GOTD

also my husband does the music for coquette so i’m happy you’re enjoying it

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